Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
The 'What?' Christmas Movie We Can’t Believe Is Real
A confounding Bigfoot-and-furries relationship drama? Sign us up?
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- By JM McNab
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27 Where's Our Beatles 'Lord Of The Rings' Documentary, Peter Jackson?
Fellowship of the Ringo.
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- By Cedric Voets
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'It’s a Wonderful Life' Was Almost Way Darker
George Bailey's story didn’t have nearly enough politics and murder.
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- By JM McNab
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3 Level BS Ranking Of Alexis Rose's Stories On 'Schitt's Creek'
Alexis Rose is best known for the countless misadventures she recalls ... but how many are true?
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- By Ryan Herrera
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TBS Cut Off The Ending Of 'Jingle All the Way' (Good.)
If it’s a choice between sacrificing the moral of the story and taking a hard left into Looney Tunes territory, light that pyre up.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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That Cameo in 'The Mandalorian' Was Sad (But Not Because of the CGI)
Do we really want you-know-who looking after our favorite alien toddler?
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- By JM McNab
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No One Wants To Stay At The 'Christmas Story' House
Either because of the cost, or fears of losing an eye.
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- By JM McNab
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The Surprisingly Racist Origin of 'Christmas Vacation'
How is the most problematic part of this movie not Randy Quaid?
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- By JM McNab
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3 Things That Make A Christmas Movie, A Christmas Movie
I made a list, and checked it twice.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Is 'Die Hard' Actually A Rom-Com
Yippee-ki-awwww, motherf****r.
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- By Dan Duddy
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'Revenge of the Nerds' Reboot In The Works With Seth MacFarlane, Lucas Brothers
Take that, Alpha Beta!
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Search For Borat's Daughter In 'Borat Subsequent Moviefilm' Was Weirdly Intense
Here's how Borat found his daughter -- before attempting to gift her to Mike Pence.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Indiana Jones-Captain America Crossover Nobody Noticed
The world’s most ethically flexible archaeologist is secretly part of the MCU? Weirder things have happened.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Wonder Woman Villains (That Prove Her Villains Are The Worst)
Batman has The Joker. Wonder Woman has, well, these jokers.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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Hey, Here's Another Reason To Skip 'Monster Hunter'
Other than it just being a crappy movie.
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- By JM McNab
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