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Massive Nerd Nicolas Cage Insists That He's Not A Massive Nerd
The guy with the Ghost Rider tattoo wants you to know he doesn't even like comics that much.
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3 The Idiocy Of Using Dinosaurs As Weapons
A dino park's an interesting premise. 'Military bad' is not.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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How 'Picard' Is Successfully Remixing The Best 'Star Trek' Stories
The series is going full ‘First Contact.’
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- By JM McNab
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Which Non-MCU Characters Can Wield Thor's Hammer?
A DEFINITIVE list of the non-Marvel characters who could lift Mjolnir. You know, probably.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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The Wesley Snipes 'Black Panther' Movie Could Have Been Nuts
When Wesley Snipes is the voice of reason, you're in trouble.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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It's Nuts That Indiana Jones Carries A Whip
Leave it in the bedroom, Dr. Jones.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Disney Won’t Allow Gay People Kissing In Movies, Pixar Animators Say
Turns out the worst Disney villain is … Disney.
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- By JM McNab
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As Nic Cage Shows, Real Guns Can Be Cheaper Than Prop Ones
Movies buy real AK-47s, and sell them afterward.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Please Star Wars, Stop Using Darth Vader's Breath To Make A Dramatic Point
The ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’ trailer employed a worn-out ‘Star Wars’ trend.
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- By JM McNab
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The Filthy Easter Egg That Sneaked Into A 'Garfield' Movie
Someone hid an R-rated fan comic in an official 'Garfield' production.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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Harry Potter's Wands Are Lazy Storytelling
Really, this was the coolest magic you could think of?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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How A Single, Forgotten Marvel Comic Changed The 'Star Wars' Universe
The first ‘Star Wars’ prequel accidentally hinted at a major twist.
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- By JM McNab
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'Predator' Was Specially Designed To Mock Our Gun Fantasies
Boy those guns are big and cool and useless.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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How Spielberg's 'E.T.' Special Edition Pissed Off The Screenwriter
Happy 20th anniversary to the second-crappiest special edition.
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- By JM McNab
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George Clooney's Baffling History Of Elaborate Pranks
From cat poop mind games to embarrassing friends via mail fraud.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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