Cracked Archive - Comedy
Whoopi Goldberg Hopes to Fulfill Lifelong Dream of Becoming Pat Sajak
She’s got a bunch of vowels and she’s ready to start selling ’em
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- By Matt Solomon
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Bill Hader and Seth Meyers Deem Their ‘SNL’ Era the Age of the ‘Benevolent Snobs’
The ‘Stefon’ scene partners reminisce about their golden era of ‘SNL’ snootiness
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Tom Hanks Turned Down ‘When Harry Met Sally’ Because He Was Too Happy About Being Divorced
He’ll have what single people are having
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- By Matt Solomon
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William Shatner Says the Key to Comedy Is Being ‘Ultra Serious’
And he said it with a straight face
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘He Can Hit Man, He’s Got F*cking Power’: Joe Rogan Says Kevin James Could Kick Your Ass
James famously bested Mick Foley in high school wrestling — Rogan says his striking ain’t bad either
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- By Keegan Kelly
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14 Dark Humor Jokes From Prestige TV Shows
The only way for award-winning shows to balance out the dark drama is with some dark comedy
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- By Erik Barnes
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Add Paula Poundstone to the List of Female Comics Who Had A Chilly Relationship with Johnny Carson
Poundstone even got a Carson ‘don’t you know who I am?’ moment
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- By Matt Solomon
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According to This Corporate Pride Parody, the Geico Gecko Is Bisexual
The satirical ad isn’t far off from how unhinged real corporate campaigns have become
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- By Ian Garner
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Robin Williams’ Son Is Selling Gut Supplements That Supposedly Help Mental Health
Zak Williams is getting into the gut-brain connection business
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Rob Schneider Stand-Up Special to Explore Poverty in America — JK, It’s About Woke Culture
‘Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America’ will explore the dangerous disease that has crippled the country these last few years — wokeness
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- By Keegan Kelly
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This Chevy Chase and Randy Quaid ‘Vacation’ Reunion Sure Doesn’t Hit the Same in 2023
Clark Griswold and Cousin Eddie danced cheek-to-cheek at the Fan Expo Dallas, where everyone pretended it was still 1983 and those guys were still likable
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Ballad of Stinker, a Southern Trucker on a Mission to Deliver a Six-Pack of Schlitz to the President
An excerpt from one of comedy writer Mike Sacks’ most hilarious works — ‘Stinker Lets Loose!’
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- By Mike Sacks
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Singaporean-American Comic’s Airplane Crash Joke Enrages Malaysia, Sells Tickets in America
A bit that began with ‘F--- you Malaysia’ wasn’t received well by Malaysia. Doxxing ensues
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Amy Schumer’s New Netflix Special Is Too Tame for the Backlash She’s Worried About
Burning bridges? Schumer’s jokes are more comfortable than controversial
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- By Matt Solomon
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13 Hall of Fame Jokes About Pets
The only thing comics love more than pets is making fun of them
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- By Erik Barnes
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