23 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of August 28, 2023

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23 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of August 28, 2023

Not content with breaking records for concert revenue, vinyl sales and chart-topping music, Taylor Swift has set her eyes on box-office victory, too. While the singer is contemplating a directorial feature debut at some point in the next few years, the movie theater buzz comes thanks to her recently announced concert film for her Eras tour. The film is already so buzzy that it broke the 24-hour pre-sale record in AMC Theater history, ousting Avengers: Endgame from the top spot. 

Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time Swift has gotten the better of the Avengers. Back in 2019, an upset fan took to Twitter to spoil a very crucial death in Endgame to get revenge on Marvel fans who were trashing the singer. Rightfully fearing the power of the Swifties, rival studios have gone as far as to change the release dates of highly anticipated upcoming films like Martin Scorsese’s Killers of the Flower Moon and the new Exorcist sequel in order to avoid competing with the singer.

As we bask in the long Labor Day weekend, some more funny tweets have entered the fray as well, including those about a woman who knows her limits, a hungry kid too smart for his own good and Stephen King’s unlikely pump-up jam.

Zoë Rose Bryant @ZoeRose... 21h ... Praying for a speedy recovery théo @cineophile 21h jacob elordi shot by sofia coppola 28 1,103 32.9K 2.8M

Jasmine The Great | Brand S... 8h ... Well do another thing @eagiesbetter.21h I did my thing in the kitchen. 146 1,231 13.7K 1M

Kenty @FakeKenty 18h ... We need government intervention. Outlander Magazine @S... . 1d ВАРЕ X MSCHF? ITT - KR 13 285 4,317 402K

Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit.22h please put an Airtag in my coffin to find out if i am Going to heaven or Hell 7 180 2,289 del 94.5K

Tiger Webb @tfswebb.1 18h just nearly combined no worries and all good into the powerful concluding remark all worries 25 261 1,777 62.1K

perritos en situaciones ran... 20h ... 158 4,260 58.1K del 2M

R @ihyric 1d when he's sassier than me 73 5,674 26.3K 1.2M

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wild (tiktok) screenshots @wildtiktokss.7h ... ل you ever spell a word so wrong even auto correct is like nah bro your on your own 684.5K ... 14.8K 77.2K 184 2,866 59.5K 1.8M

Lucy Huber @clhubes 1d I love when families have one or a few standardly named children and one totally out-there-named child and you're just like....what happened here 397 464 7,073 582K

mir.i.am @jewbyboobie 1h ... IN by *raisin talking to a grape* you're so mature for your age haha 5 9 110 4,122

MERCURY @theeSNYDERVERSE. 1d Some VFX artist missed their daughter's birthday so The Flash could have a juicy fat ass in this movie Neb @NebsGoodTakes 1d They actually did CGI Ezra Miller's ass in The Flash 74 430 6,889 392K

Your Typical Local Man @LocalBateman 1d ... 07/29/23 03 34pm Incoming Call on 272 DOO,SCOOBY 702481 F No fucking way nswer Decline 28 703 20.5K 360K

Orwell & Goode @OrwellNG... 1d ... Linked in You appeared in 90 searches this week Woah. This is worthless! maflip com 62 2,782 60.1K 1.4M

Hurt CoPain @SaeedDiCaprio -5 5h ... mind you he's british Carl Benjamin @Sargon_of_Akkad•1d ... Mexican food is absolutely atrocious, though. The chillis are there to hide the taste of poor quality ingredients, not enhance the flavour. Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias-1 1d The thing that unito America in this 306 1,695 48.8K del 2.1M

Omega Dior @NOTjmill26.1h Subscribe pretty bitch ... @yuhluvkendra 2 delusional homegirls telling each other exactly THE HILL The Hill @thehill .23h Biden says he has no concerns about McConnell's health after speaking to him trib.al... 3 944 2,645 105K

yuuko from nichijou @headfall... 1h ... every game should have at least one level that fucking sucks and everyone hates. this is a key ingredient. an important spice. it can be potent. but it's dangerous. if it sucks in the wrong way you'll just lose everyone 22 106 534 9,918

Satan @s8n.21h | think about this picture a lot ORANGE JUICE Clearorange juice?! Oh, it's empty. jackanthonyfernandez: Her stupid ass 91 6,714 112K 2.4M

non aesthetic things @Pictu... 3h ... 493 6,855 92.3K 6.7M

Amber Sparks @ambernoelle. 21h ... Have never identified more with anyone than I just did with the woman who walked into the grocery store in front of me, shook her head, said I can't be making these kinds of decisions today and walked right back out 90 2,710 36K 1.4M

Mackenzie @formalsorc... 2d ... Stephen King once said that for a period of time he was listening to Mambo o # 5 on repeat before writing to pump himself up and Tabitha had to shut it down after about a week and I just think about that a lot. 12 152 802 92K

bobby @bobby 19h the problem with jobs is either they're good and you care too much or they're bad and you don't care at all. one day i'd like to have a job i only care about a medium amount. zamboni driver. something like that. 33 870 14.3K del 514K

internet hall of fame @Inter... 17h ... Elisa Stone Leahy @ElisaStoneLeahy Apparently my kid got in trouble today for PACKING OUR TOASTER IN HIS BACKPACK and pulling it out at lunch to make pop tarts for his class. I can't stop laughing. 345 4,020 134K 5.9M
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