13 Great Jokes from Katt Williams on His 52nd Birthday

13 On Joe Biden

Williams is tired of people giving Joe Biden crap for being an old president, especially since he was elected by them for the job.

12 On the Death of Steve Irwin

“Crocodile Hunter was the shit! He wasn’t scared of shit. If you don’t think he ain’t gangsta, go to your neighbor’s house and jump on their rottweilers and see how that work out for you.”

11 When He Smoked Weed with Snoop Dogg

10 On Messing Up Someone’s Self Esteem

“‘You messed up my self-esteem.’ Bitch, it’s called SELF-ESTEEM! It’s the esteem of your motherfucking self. How did I fuck up how YOU feel about YOU?”

9 On Fake News

Williams goes off on the concept of fake news and wonders where the hell winter disappeared to.

8 As Fred on ‘The Last O.G.’

On Tracy Morgan’s TBS show The Last O.G., Williams played his cousin, who supposedly knows a lot about cooking but works as a dishwasher.

7 His Condom Trick

“Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out; now it’s ribbed for your pleasure.”

6 As a Pimp Named Slickback

In one of his most recognized roles, Williams got a voiceover gig in The Boondocks animated series as a pimp named A Pimp Named Slickback. No, that’s not a typo.

5 On Weed

“It ain’t no motherfuckin’ drug. I’ve done the research. It’s just a plant. It just grows like that. And if you just happen to set it on fire there are some effects.”

4 On Self-Driving Cars

“I’m thinking of buying me a self-driving car. I’m going to be in the back seat. You pull me over; I have no idea what to tell you. Talk to the driver.”

3 Why He Has White Friends

2 On the Aggressiveness of Fast Food

Williams doesn’t care for how new items just magically appear on Popeyes and Arby’s menus.

1 God versus Atheists

“Atheists have got out of hand. Now they want to tell us what the fuck we believe. ‘Oh, you believe in God, so that mean you don’t believe in science.’ What the fuck is you talking about? Motherfucker, I prayed to God before every science test!”