Cracked Archive - Comedy
15 Ali Wong Jokes for the Hall of Fame
‘You wanna be a grown-ass woman? Stop dating skaters. Stop dating skaters unless you wanna wake up on a mattress in a kitchen. They’re sexy on the outside, malt liquor on the inside’
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5 Paul Rudd Does a Side-by-Side with the Late-Night Writer Who Lizzo Thought Was Him
In Lizzo’s defense, the top third of their faces are surprisingly similar
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- By Keegan Kelly
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J.B. Smoove, Tiffany Haddish and Wesley Snipes Are Making Their Own ‘Magic Mike’
‘Back on the Strip’ is a barely clothed comedy about getting the band back together
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Raquel Welch Was a Hilarious Menace on ‘Seinfeld’
RIP, legend
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- By Matt Solomon
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Jennifer Coolidge Got Mad at David Harbour for Not Strangling Her Hard Enough
Coolidge berated Harbour for being too gentle during one of their rougher scenes in ‘We Have a Ghost’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Cringiest ‘Saturday Night Live’ Monologues, According to the ‘Live From New York’ Subreddit
These hosts helped us get our wince on
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- By Matt Solomon
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Calvin and Hobbes Creator Bill Watterson Is Back
But is he bringing Calvin with him?
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- By Matt Solomon
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Joan Rivers’ Venomous Hatred for Princess Diana Is Going Viral on TikTok
Rivers can still touch a nerve
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 of the Best Self-Deprecating Jokes from Top Comedians
‘I’ve never been in an orgy, but I feel like it’d be like what happens when I try to play pickup basketball: No one passes me the ball, and everyone asks me to keep my shirt on’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Maybe Chelsea Handler’s Video About Being Childless Is Cringe, But the Call for Her to Stay Barefoot and Pregnant Instead Is Worse
The comedian made a sketch about childlessness that Ben Shapiro and others are ludicrously claiming is a cry for help
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Last Week Tonight’ Has Aged John Oliver By Like a Hundred Years
Oliver’s before-and-after photos look like he’s been the president of a country at war for two decades
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Ben Schwartz Delivers Some Classic Misery for Your Valentine’s Day Gloom
Schwartz revisited his heartbreaking sketch about unrequited love
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Colin Mochrie’s Favorite ‘Whose Line’ Guests Are Robin Williams and... Richard Simmons?
With ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway’ at the end of its run, Mochrie looks back
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘Die Hard 5’ Is a Valentine’s Day Movie
‘A Good Day to Die Hard’ was released 10 years ago today on Valentine’s Day as a celebration of romantic love and absurd violence
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Owen Wilson Is Doing His Own Wes Anderson Movies Now — Sans Wes Anderson
‘Paint’ appears to be a throwback to aughts-era Anderson films
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- By Keegan Kelly
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