Cracked Archive - Comedy
PETA Is Selling Halloween Costumes of Notorious PETA Hater Pete Davidson
PETA cashes in on free Pete Davidson press for the third time this year
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20 of the Funniest Tweets from September 7, 2023
There’s no way a Founding Father could handle Nerds
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- By Ian Garner
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‘That ‘70s Show’ Star Danny Masterson Sentenced to 30 Years to Life for Rape
The 47-year-old actor and high-ranking Scientologist was found guilty on two counts of forcible rape
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Martin Short Called Jimmy Fallon A Phony to His Face Four Years Before the ‘Tonight Show’ Horror Stories Came Out
In a 2019 interview, Short and Steve Martin took turns taking shots at Fallon that proved prophetic
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- By Keegan Kelly
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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, September 7, 2023
‘Why does Arby’s put so much mayonnaise on their sandwiches? It makes it easier to flush them down the toilet’
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- By Erik Barnes
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‘You Never Knew Which Jimmy We Were Going to Get’: Sixteen ‘Tonight Show’ Staffers Reveal the Hellish Workplace Culture That Left Many ‘Suicidal’
Disturbing incidents involving on-the-job inebriation and abusive outbursts show the culture of fear cultivated by Fallon
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Anna Drezen Said Goodbye to ‘Saturday Night Live’ to Make ‘Praise Petey.’ She’s Still Processing What That Means
The writer and comedian has started a new life on the West Coast with a sharp adult animated series about a New Yorker who inadvertently joins a cult. She talks to Cracked about sobriety, her best ‘SNL’ sketches and finding tranquility through her panic garden
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- By Tim Grierson
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‘Seinfeld’: Elaine’s Pettiest Workplace Fights, Ranked By How Right She Was
Elaine’s professional disputes arranged on a scale from wedding cake to tic-tacs
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘South Park’: The 5 Best Butters Episodes to Make You Go, ‘Oh, Hamburgers!’
The best moments from the unofficial fifth Beatle of the ‘South Park’ series
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 Seriously Awkward Late-Night Moments
And we’re not even including the time Cher called Letterman an a-hole
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- By Matt Solomon
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13 Darkly Funny Jokes About Student Loan Debt
Allow us to help you laugh the pain away
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- By Erik Barnes
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‘The National Lampoon’s Greatest Triumphs and Most Detestable Tragedies
It was the best of humor magazines, it was the worst of humor magazines
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- By Matt Solomon
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20 of the Funniest Tweets from September 6, 2023
Technically, ‘land birth’ is correct
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- By Ian Garner
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Before Rob Schneider Beefed with Everyone on Twitter, He Had Major Beef with Roger Ebert
Remembering Rob Schneider's 'Deuce Bigalow' row with Roger Ebert -- and the critical community as a whole
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Comedians That Got Worse Over Time, According to Reddit
Unscientific conclusion: White male comics don’t age well
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- By Matt Solomon
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