Cracked Archive - Comedy
Dolly Parton’s Best Jokes About Dolly Parton’s Boobs
‘I don’t know if I’m supporting them, or they’re supporting me’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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5 TikToker Brilliantly Dunks on Louis C.K.’s Madison Square Garden Return
Talia Lichstein made some ‘controversial comments’ about cancel culture outside C.K.’s sold-out show
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Pamela Anderson Is Now Defending Tim Allen’s Rationale Behind Allegedly Flashing Her
Anderson says Allen was just kidding around when he bared his junk to a coworker on her first day
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘She’s Smarter and Funnier and Ahead of You’: Everything We Think We Know About Jennifer Coolidge Is Wrong, Says D’Arcy Carden
Carden says Coolidge is nothing like Tanya McQuoid
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Weird Al of Russia May to Go to Jail Over a Comedic Army Song
What a country
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- By Matt Solomon
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Fox Nation Forgives Football For Going Woke With Roseanne Barr’s ‘Cancel This!’ Promo
When Colin Kaepernick was protesting, it was ‘Go woke, go broke’ — now, Fox fills football’s pockets with ad money
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Broken-Boned Jay Leno Recovers to Make Bad Broken-Boned Jeremy Renner Jokes
Jay Leno: The king of cracking himself up
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- By Matt Solomon
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Bill Maher Is Taking His Many, Many, Many Bad Opinions to CNN
Somehow, the Gutfeld bar just got lower.
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- By Matt Solomon
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All 37 Richard Lewis ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Appearances, Ranked
Our fave is the one where Richard and Larry bicker
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 Kyle Kinane Jokes for the Hall of Fame
‘I don’t understand why the people that play a lottery aren’t more afraid of lightning. Like if you believe in those odds, shouldn’t you? ‘Hey, I’ve got 20 bucks on the Pick 5. Is that a storm? Oh, shit!’’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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The ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ Directors Read Their Worst Letterboxd Reviews
Said the Oscar-nominated directing duo, ‘It’s been a journey going from the little underdog darling to the most overrated bulls--- movie of the year’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Winners and Losers from Last Night’s ‘Saturday Night Live’ With Michael B. Jordan
The contender tries to win the heavyweight comedy belt
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- By Matt Solomon
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A Perfectly Calm Oral History of ‘Pierre Bernard’s Recliner of Rage’ from ‘Late Night with Conan O’Brien’
‘Comfortable and furious, Conan’
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- By Brian VanHooker
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14 Iliza Shlesinger Jokes for the Hall of Fame
‘The weekend represents the 48 hours that you have to fuck up the life you worked so hard for all week’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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The Best George Santos Dunks So Far
The funniest flamings of the fraudulent, possibly felonious congressman
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- By Keegan Kelly
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