Cracked Archive - Comedy
11 of the Only Good ‘Kids These Days’ Jokes
‘My grandpa’s like, ‘You kids are soft! I was shot at in Vietnam!’ My nephew’s like, ‘I was shot at in homeroom!’’
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5 ‘Look at My Boobies, Jack’: Arnold Schwarzenegger Deep-Faked into ‘Titanic’ Is A Must Watch
Your clothes. Take off your clothes.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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If You’ve Ever Wanted to Kill Kevin From ‘Home Alone,’ You Can
If you die in the Game Boy version of the holiday staple, the Wet Bandits kill Kevin and hang his lifeless body from a hook for all to see
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Wednesday’ Has Goth Girls Flocking to Romania
The Tim Burton series has increased interest in trips to Bucharest by 55 percent
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘I Want to Play More Bad Guys’: Kumail Nanjiani Thinks Progressive Casting Has Killed the Non-White Villain
Nanjiani thinks that ‘woke’ Hollywood has been whitewashing villains
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 of the Best Lines from ‘Confess, Fletch’
Think the original character and not so much Chevy Chase playing Chevy Chase sorta doing the same thing as the guy in the books
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- By Dan Fritschie
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‘I Can Say Ken Jeong Is in It’: Joel McHale Confirms at Least One Return for the ‘Community’ Movie
Breath easy, Señor Chang is a yes
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- By Keegan Kelly
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This Central Florida Symphony Orchestra Is Gonna Go Hard on Music from 'The Office' and 'Monty Python'
The ‘Comedy Tonight’ concert will bring humor’s best bangers to the Sunshine State
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Someone Edited the AMC Intro to Make Nicole Kidman Watch the Diarrhea Scene From ‘Dumb and Dumber’
‘Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Just A Reminder: We’re Well Past Larry David’s Statute of Limitations on Saying ‘Happy New Year’
We’re officially one week past the ‘three days rule’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 of Tony Hawk’s Funniest Moments on Twitter
Okay, a couple of them are from Instagram, too
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Norm Macdonald Made Tim Allen Totally Uncomfortable With Questions About His Time in Prison
In typical Norm fashion, he handled the touchy topic with the subtlety of a sledgehammer
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘People Felt Okay with Yelling Racist Stuff at Me’: Kumail Nanjiani on Starting His Stand-Up Career Right Before 9/11
The ‘Welcome to Chippendales’ star reflected on how he faced racist hecklers in the wake of September 11th
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Seinfeld Finally Has an Opinion About Something, and It‘s Me’: Bobcat Goldthwait Explains His and Seinfeld‘s 30-Year Beef
Exploring the three-decade rivalry between two comedy heavyweights
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Jimmy Fallon Looks Absolutely Miserable As He Sings A Terrible COVID Song
Was Fallon forced at gunpoint to sing this silly song?
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- By Keegan Kelly
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