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The 10 Best Dark Humor Jokes from Richard Pryor
‘You know something I found out? When you’re on fire and running down the street, people will get out of your way. Except for one old drunk, he’s going, ‘Can I get a light? How about it? Just a little off the sleeve. Okay?’’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Kenan Thompson’s Jaw-Dropping 400th ‘Saturday Night Live’ Episode Was Quintessential Kenan
Quinta Brunson helps Thompson set another ‘SNL’ record
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Worst Highly Anticipated Returns to ‘Saturday Night Live’
Some homecomings should just stay home
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Funniest Jenny Slate Moments for the Comedy Hall of Fame
Whether it’s making us bust a gut by being the ‘wooooorst’ twin sister in Pawnee, Indiana, or clutch at our heartstrings with just her voice giving life to a shell with shoes, Slate’s presence is always an addition, never a subtraction
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Drew Carey Caught Red-Handed Using A.I. to Do Every Part of His Radio Show
SiriusXM listeners freaked out at Virtual Drew
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- By Matt Solomon
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James Acaster Is Crashing Ticketing Websites Like Taylor Swift
Tickets to Acaster's U.K. tour are harder to come by than Swift songs that aren't about an ex-boyfriend
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- By Keegan Kelly
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George Costanza’s Stupidest ‘Seinfeld’ Moments, According to Reddit
‘People this stupid shouldn’t be allowed to live’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Here’s the Pro-Trans John Cleese Sketch From ‘The Meaning of Life’ to Celebrate Its 40th Anniversary
Cleese was accidentally a trans ally for four decades before he joined British Fox News
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Young Jason Sudeikis Thought ‘Saturday Night Live’ Was the Comedy McDonalds
Sudeikis wasn’t lovin’ it
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- By Matt Solomon
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Who’s Depression Is It Anyway? Study Shows Improv Is Good for Mental Health
No sad clowns here
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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Mark Russell Was the Jon Stewart of a Simpler Time
“In communism, man exploits man. But with capitalism, it’s the other way around.”
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- By Matt Solomon
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19 Great ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’ Moments for Each of Its 19 Seasons
Buckle up, we’re going to make up some comedy
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- By Matt Solomon
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The ‘You Can’t Say Anything’ Comics Don’t Actually Have Anything to Say
Rob Schneider announced his new Fox Nation stand-up special, and the woke mob quaked in their non-binary boots
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- By Keegan Kelly
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10 Hall of Shame Attempts at Humor by Sportscasters
Now, this is when it’s best to just stick to sports
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Jennifer Aniston Is No Fan of Sandlercore
The ‘Friends’ star snapped at Adam Sandler for showing up to the ‘Murder Mystery 2’ premiere in a hoodie
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- By Keegan Kelly
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