Cracked Archive - Celebrities
5 Reasons Anyone Could Defeat the CIA in the Bourne Trilogy
You can inject new life into virtually any film or franchise by watching it again, only this time rooting for the bad guys. Really think through the scenario from their angle, and try to break down how they go about taking on the hero. More often than not, you'll find yourself scratching your head, or outright screaming at the screen.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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The 5 Most Shocking Celebrity Twitter Feeds
Thanks to Twitter, for the first time in the history of ever, we have a one-way ferry boat ride into the inner thoughts of living celebrities, as they think them.
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- By Kristi Harrison
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The 7 Most Random Celebrity Duos Who Hung Out Before Fame
Fame makes a lot of strange bedfellows. Some would prefer you to remember their connections, like Peter Scolari with Tom Hanks. Others would rather you didn't bring it up, like Tom Hanks with Peter Scolari. And there are still others who started out together that you would've never even thought of.
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- By Davidb Marchetti, Philip Moon
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How to Deal With Jealousy [COMIC]
Especially if it's warranted.
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- By Scott Meyer
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Who Actually Goes to Comic-Con [CHART]
Comic-Con has officially evolved into the Oscars for Hollywood's Hype Machine. Below, a look at who shows up these days, and how they feel about being there ...
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- By Ted E.
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The 6 Most Misguided Causes Ever Made Famous by Celebrities
We wouldn't mind if celebrity causes were simply vapid or silly. But sometimes, they're down right evil.
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- By Will Kriegshauser
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7 Celebrities Who Had Badass Careers You Didn't Know About
Several people who found fame later in life started out on a much different path. And if you're not still working at the first job you ever got, thank your lucky stars that you're in the same boat. Unless you operated a boat as your first job. Then, well, yeah. Sorry.
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- By Fitzgerald Smith
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The 7 Most WTF Post-Fame Celebrity Careers
Not all celebrities leave the limelight kicking and screaming. Some merely flip fame the bird and pursue new, absolutely random forms of employment.
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- By Fitzgerald Smith
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