Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Andrew Garfield Sounds Off On Allegedly Leaked Pics From 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' Set
Here's what the ex-Spider-Man had to say about the MCU rumor mill.
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3 6 Batty Purchases That Helped Bankrupt Nicolas Cage
Nic Cage’s finances led to some interesting career choices, and it’s absolutely wild to look at some of the purchases that landed him in that pickle.
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- By Mac Faber
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Cara Delevingne's 'Peg The Patriarchy' Vest Seriously Sucks
Because nothing sticks with the Met Gala's theme of 'American Independence' quite like allegedly stealing from a small creator.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Which Presidential Painting Portfolio Sucks Least
Speak softly and carry a big brush.
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- By Cedric Voets
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9 Of The Met Gala's Weirdest Looks, Reviewed
If there's one thing Cracked is definitively known for -- aside from being the internet's only comedy website -- it's our expert fashion reviews. From Frank Ocean's 'Shrek' baby to AOC's taxation dress, we break down the night's wildest looks.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Daniel Radcliffe Is 32, Sorry
"When I tell people that I am 30, people, they go sort of pale. They look like Inception at the beach at the end when they’ve aged a thousand years."
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- By Carly Tennes
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How Joe Rogan Went From Fairly Unknown Comic To Podcasting's Demi-God
Here’s the thing about Rogan’s comedy: it didn't have to change much when he jumped to podcasting.
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- By Matt Solomon
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'Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings' Proves Lil Nas X Survived Thanos's Snap
"I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road, I'm gonna ride because I wasn't willed out of existence by an alien warlord," -- Lil Nas X, probably.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Mark Hamill Tweets 'Mark Hamill,' Breaks The Internet
Let's see if this works: Mark Hamill.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Tony Hawk and Lil Nas X Prove They Have No Bad Blood After TikTok Skateboard Session
After all, blood is thicker than water -- or bloody skateboards and satanic sneakers.
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- By Carly Tennes
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John Cho Says He Took His 'Cowboy Bebop' Role 'Deadly Seriously,' Tore His ACL on Set
Ouch.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Here's Why The Phrase 'Nah He Tweakin' Has Been Taking Over Your Instagram Feed
It all has to do with Lil Nas X, blood-filled shoes, blood-filled skateboards, and everyone's favorite 50-something white guy, Tony Hawk.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Brief, Lucrative History Of Psychic Sham Miss Cleo
All psychics are frauds, but none did it better than Miss Cleo.
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- By Mac Faber
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6 Awful Things Fans Forgot Celebs Did
It’s easy to put a lot of these people on a pedestal if you choose to ignore the waving red flags.
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- By Michael Dawson
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