Cracked Archive - Celebrities
BJ Novak's Face Is Apparently Used To Sell A Variety Of Random Products
In case that dude on the package of the poncho you just bought looked familiar ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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2 The Dark Side of Celebrity Charity (VIDEO)
Raising awareness for your awareness that they’re raising awareness.
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- By Greg Ott
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Idris Elba's'Sonic The Hedgehog 2' Character Will Not Be Sexy
Bad news if you had your bets on 'Sonic' 2 being the, uh, hottest flick of 2022 ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Dave Chappelle Breaks Silence On Netflix Special Controversey
Here's how the comedian's controversial comments in 'The Closer' could open a broader conversation.
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Jerry Seinfeld's Favorite 'Seinfeld' Gag Is A Very, Erm, Bold Choice
Serenity Now!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Jack Kirby's Unpublishable, Eyebrow Arching Novel Has Reappeared
Writing sans comic.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Adele: Celine Dion's Chewed Gum Is My 'Proudest Possession'
At least Adele can say she saved one piece of gum from a landfill-y demise.
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- By Carly Tennes
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We Ranked Every Carly So You Don't Have To
"Everyone obsesses about the Hollywood Chris', but Carlys are the future."
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- By Carly Tennes
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How Phil Collins Launched The Alamo's Second Most Notable Battle
There's something in the air tonight ... saying that people will be fighting over the Texas landmark.
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- By Carly Tennes
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No, Kevin James Is Not Fantasized By Millions In Tennessee
It's actually Wisconsin.
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- By Carly Tennes
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MGK's First Words To Megan Fox Were Very On Brand
Wanna date Megan Fox? Try taking some inspiration from good 'ol Groot.
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- By Carly Tennes
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What We Learned From Dave Chappelle's TERF Debacle
Dave Chappelle will likely emerge from his scandal unscathed. The three suspended Netflix employees may not be so lucky.
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- By Carly Tennes
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William Shatner is Going to Space
One small step for man, one giant leap for Star Trek's fandom – and well, avid users of Priceline.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Possible Conspiracy Behind Nicolas Cage's Stolen Comic
Now, we're not saying that Cage faked a robbery as part of a publicity stunt/insurance fraud. But ...
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 International Scandals Starring The Most Random Celebrities Possible
Behold the global drama that is Ice Cube's 3-on-3 basketball league.
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- By Alex Hanton
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