Cracked Archive - Celebrities
11 Actors Who Juggled Multiple Franchises at the Same Time
Ugh, just sit on the couch for once in your life. You’re making everyone else look bad.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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13 Edgy Entertainers Who Made Legitimately Good Children's Media
These ruffians dropped the edge for a split second to bang out a children’s classic.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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12 Failed Restaurants Started by Celebrities Who Bit Off More Than They Can Chew
I can memorize and recite dialogue, so I can clearly run a restaurant too, right?
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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12 Times Criminal Activity Launched an Entertainment Career
Gotta start somewhere! Why not prison?
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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12 Litigious Celebrities Who Set the Tabloids Back a Few Million Bucks
The celebrity/paparazzi war wages on.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Andres Diplotti
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13 Mythbusting Moments Necessary Because Of Hollywood
No, the MGM lion didn't actually kill anybody.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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34 Surprising Origins of Famous Stage Names
What’s in a name? Sometimes a lot!
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- By Cracked Writers, Brian C. Miller
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12 People Who Tasted Fame and Then Scurried Back To Obscurity
Hopefully they really savored that one nibble.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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In 1996, Tom Cruise Made His Best Comedy. But He Chose ‘Mission: Impossible’ for His Future
The Oscar-winning love story ‘Jerry Maguire’ could have pointed the star in a new career direction. He decided he’d rather be an action hero instead
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- By Tim Grierson
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12 Incredibly Cynical Celebrity Attempts At Personal Branding
J-Lo, who is famously sober, launched an alcohol brand.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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13 Regrettable Muppet-Celebrity Collaborations
Sesame Street needs every celebrity to sign a “no skeletons in the closet” clause.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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‘I Think You Should Leave’ Fans Are Helping Biff Wiff Pay for His Cancer Treatments
‘My body is kind of a Cosmic Gumbo’
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- By Ian Garner
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Meet Luke Macfarlane, ‘Platonic’s ‘Stable Dick’
The Hallmark rom-com veteran tells us about re-teaming with his ‘Bros’ director Nicholas Stoller, how to play a nice guy without being dull and which sitcom he considers most formative
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- By Tara Ariano
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Sam Richardson on Making ‘Detroiters’ With His Best Friend Tim Robinson, Idolizing Jean-Claude Van Damme and His Favorite Batman
The star of ‘The Afterparty’ has come a long way since being a ‘Veep’ scene-stealer. He talks to Cracked about his childhood action-hero aspirations, stillness in comedy and sympathizing with fellow “nice guy” Tom Hanks
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- By Tim Grierson
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Harrison Ford Gleefully Roasts Conan O’Brien on His Own Podcast
The legendary action star wasn’t having any of the talk-show host’s Han Solo slander
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- By Ian Garner
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