Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Kris Jenner Stays Mum On New Kardashian Hulu Show, But Says They're Looking For 'Integrations and Sponsorships'
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10 ‘Sly,’ The Magazine For Stallones By Stallones
Would you like to subscribe to Midlife Crisis Monthly?
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- By Cedric Voets
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Ellen DeGeneres Says Allegations Surrounding Her and Her Show Made Her Feel Like She Was 'Being Canceled'
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New Ranking Categorizes 'A24' Actors By How Badly They'd Lose In A Fistfight
From Timothee Chalamet to Adam Sandler, here's how all your favorite stars rank.
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Key To Celeb Success? Fake Having An Assistant
Every American is just a temporarily embarrassed lackey-haver.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The 'Ellen' Show Is Officially Cancelled: Take A Look Back At Its Controversies
From grappling with allegations of workplace mistreatment to losing more than one million viewers, the show's penultimate season was filled with controversy.
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Seth Rogen Says He’s Done Working James Franco Due To Allegations
At least we still have Cheech and Chong.
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5 Weird And Greasy Papa John's Stories
The story of Papa John's involves a bit of wackiness and a whole lot of lawsuits.
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Kim Kardashian Denies Buying 'Looted, Smuggled and Illegally Exported' Ancient Roman Statue
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YouTube's Next Vlog Stars Are ... Prince William And Kate Middleton?
"Be sure to smash that like and subscribe button!" - Prince William, probably.
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Did Paris Hilton Actually Wear The Infamous ‘Stop Being Poor’ Tank Top? : An Investigation
Fact-checking ... that's hot.
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Carrie Fisher's Daughter Posts Heartwarming Tribute to Her Late Mom, Princess Leia, On 'Star Wars' Day
May the fourth be with you.
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Everyone is Apparently Shooting Their Shot in Bill, Melinda Gates's DMs
They saw their *Windows* of opportunity.
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55 Real Adventures That Celebrities Had
Sure, it might sound exciting to be famous, with all the moviemaking and lawmaking and parties on boats. But the real exciting parts of these people's lives are the stories you don't even hear.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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Harrison Ford Reacts To Magic Trick In The Most 'Harrison Ford' Way Possible
Unlike another character in the Indiana Jones series, Ford did not choose (his card) poorly.
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