Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock Almost Had A 'Speed' Romance
Celebrities, they're just like us -- they also can't tell when their crushes like them back.
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You'd Probably Hate Living Like a Billionaire
A weird, contradictory day in the life of the ultra-rich.
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Spider-Man's Tom Holland Learned He'd Battle Willem Dafoe's Green Goblin Via On-Set Run In
Whoops!
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4 Weird Early Celeb Hosting Gigs
See Keanu Reeves visiting a teddy bear convention.
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- By Mac Faber
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Spider-Man's Kirsten Dunst Says She Was Almost Forced To Fix Her Teeth To Play Mary Jane
Plus, what the star had to say about her Spidey earnings.
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Spider-Man's Andrew Garfield: Playing Spidey Left My 'Heart Broken a Little Bit'
Playing Spider-Man isn't all webs and upside-down makeout seshes.
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The Office's Steve Carell Made Up One Of Michael Scott's Most Iconic Lines
"'You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take (when it comes to improv) – Wayne Gretzky'– Michael Scott”
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Betty White Is Fine, Guys (Will Twitter Ever Learn?)
We can all breathe a collective sigh of relief.
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Why Doesn't Weird Al Yankovic Have A Musical?
Broadway moguls, if you're reading this, please take a moment to look up from your adaptation of 'The Queen's Gambit' and please, please just consider making a musical about Weird Al.
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Clueless Billionaire Designs Almost Windowless Housing, Architect Rage Quits
The building has even drawn comparisons to a jail, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory, and Kowloon City.
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It's 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' Season Now, We Guess
Whether we want it to or not, Winter -- and "All I Want For Christmas Is You" -- is coming.
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BJ Novak's Face Is Apparently Used To Sell A Variety Of Random Products
In case that dude on the package of the poncho you just bought looked familiar ...
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The Dark Side of Celebrity Charity (VIDEO)
Raising awareness for your awareness that they’re raising awareness.
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Idris Elba's'Sonic The Hedgehog 2' Character Will Not Be Sexy
Bad news if you had your bets on 'Sonic' 2 being the, uh, hottest flick of 2022 ...
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Dave Chappelle Breaks Silence On Netflix Special Controversey
Here's how the comedian's controversial comments in 'The Closer' could open a broader conversation.
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