Cracked Archive - Celebrities
15 Famous People With Surprisingly Dark Family Histories
Even some of the most wholesome celebrities are the fruit of a dangerous family tree, the kind with dead roots and deceptively precarious branches.
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4 15 Attempted Assassinations of Famous People
Celebrities attract all kinds of unwell people who occasionally decide they’d like them better dead, but some go beyond the “everyday stalker” pale.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Celeb Myths That Won't Die
Sometimes, we just want to believe.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Surprising Side Projects of Famous People
A funny thing happens when someone becomes globally celebrated for being really good at something: They start thinking they’re really good at everything.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Seth Green's TV Show Is Dead Because He Based It On A Stolen NFT
If you're building an empire, make sure no one can steal the first floor.
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Supersize Facts About Andre the Giant
Underneath all 500-plus lbs. of muscle, America’s favorite fighting Frenchman was just Andre Roussimoff.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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15 Pearls of Wisdom From Matthew McConaughey’s Memoir
It’s like sitting down after a very expensive but nevertheless entire bottle of scotch to get advice from the weirdest rich guy you know.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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15 Time-Bending Facts About Salvador Dali
He was exactly as weird as you think he was, and probably even weirder.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Drake Flipped Out On A Troll And Followed His Wife On Instagram
If you come for the king, you better be ready for him to get so, so mad.
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- By Eli Yudin
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The Met Gala Is Pure Uncut Celebrity Worship
Oi, the mistress are lookin' purty indeed! Oh, what I'd give for a coupla silks o' that softness...
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- By Eli Yudin
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Please Stop Telling Me Weird Stuff Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly Are Doing
I beg you. My brain is bleeding. I cannot survive this much longer.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Benedict Cumberbatch Is IRL-Related To Many Of His Movie Characters
This is why he keeps playing Londoners.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Benedict Cumberbatch Saved A Delivery Guy From Muggers
Unlike his movie, when he's saved FROM muggers.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Lea Michele Gave Her Co-Star A Female Anatomy Lesson With A Desk Lamp
Very cool, thank you for sharing!!
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- By Eli Yudin
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16 Facts About Nicolas Cage
His movies, crazy. The man, crazier.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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