Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Where Aren't They Now? 25 Overlooked Deaths Of 2019 (Pt. 2)

They all absolutely left a mark, but their deaths quickly got buried by the next terrible thing that popped up on everybody's trending lists.

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That Time A Hollywood Icon Made A Duck Centipede

100% zoologically accurate.

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Celebs Who Are Not In Touch With Reality

It’s not so much a bubble as a biodome.

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Hidden Side Effects Of Having Famous Relatives

All the irritating crap that comes with being famous, but with none of the perks.

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Drake Just Can't Stop Texting Teenage Girls

The internet is calling Drake creepy, and I have to say the internet is right!

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6 Painfully Stupid Celebrity Journalism Fails

What could go wrong?

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A Glove Is The Narrator Of A New Michael Jackson Musical

And the glove is an alien.

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At Least Your Thanksgiving Wasn't As Bad As Kid Rock's

Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.

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Papa John's Disgraced Founder Has Gone Full Supervillain

It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.

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Al Pacino Stars In Bad Movies Hoping To Make Them Good

Ah, so his appearance in 'Jack and Jill' makes sense, we guess?

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5 Times Celebs Looked Out For Their Biggest Fans

Doing it for (a very small number of) the fans.

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Famous Success Stories With Super Dark Endings

The underachievers had it right all along.

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What Made These 4 Famous Comedians Walk Away From Comedy?

Just what is it that makes funny people stop being funny for a living?

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