Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Zach Braff’s 24 Year Old Girlfriend, Florence Pugh, Wants People To Leave Him Alone

Zach Braff isn't the first celebrity to date someone more than half his age, but he might be the most pathetic.


Netflix, For God's Sake, Please Call Selena's Husband

Wouldn't you want to know anything about a Netflix series where you're going to be portrayed?


OJ Has Found A New Low Using 'Tiger King'

OJ's twitter video is so bizarre that one has to wonder if it is intentional.


Stuck At Home, Instagram Influencers Are Slowly Going Insane

Influencers, they're just like us!


Samuel Jackson Has Another Bedtime Story For Us

Take it from one of the toughest guys on the planet -- stay the F**K at home.


Glasses Down Everybody, Ina Garten Wins At Alcohol Forever

'Go big or go home' only leaves you one option when you're drinking alone in your kitchen.


Britney Spears And 'Tiger King' Is Complicated

People need the truth, Britney.


Celebrity Scandals Most People Have Forgotten About

Don't I know you from the opposite of this?


We Now Have Comrade Britney

It's Comrade Britney, bitch.


RuPaul: Drag Icon, Fracking Baron

Sashay away, a habitable earth!


Celebs Just Made 'Imagine' Unimaginable

It's a cover of the lamest song to emerge from the hippie movement that's tone-deaf in every sense of the phrase.


QAnon Conspiracies Are Always Dumb, But Their Oprah Conspiracy Is Their Dumbest Yet

You get a conspiracy! And you get a conspiracy! Everybody gets a conspiracy!


Celebrity Crackpot Ideas They (Unfortunately) Made Reality

Being good at one thing doesn't equal being good at everything.