Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Samuel Jackson Has Another Bedtime Story For Us

Take it from one of the toughest guys on the planet -- stay the F**K at home.

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Glasses Down Everybody, Ina Garten Wins At Alcohol Forever

'Go big or go home' only leaves you one option when you're drinking alone in your kitchen.

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Britney Spears And 'Tiger King' Is Complicated

People need the truth, Britney.

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Celebrity Scandals Most People Have Forgotten About

Don't I know you from the opposite of this?

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Heroic Celebrity Moves That Are What We Need Right Now

It's not all tone-deaf mansion singalongs.

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Baffling Purchases That Prove Celebs Have No Concept Of Money

How to make Scrooge McDuck look like an unimaginative amateur.

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We Now Have Comrade Britney

It's Comrade Britney, bitch.

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RuPaul: Drag Icon, Fracking Baron

Sashay away, a habitable earth!

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Celebs Just Made 'Imagine' Unimaginable

It's a cover of the lamest song to emerge from the hippie movement that's tone-deaf in every sense of the phrase.

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QAnon Conspiracies Are Always Dumb, But Their Oprah Conspiracy Is Their Dumbest Yet

You get a conspiracy! And you get a conspiracy! Everybody gets a conspiracy!

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Celebrity Crackpot Ideas They (Unfortunately) Made Reality

Being good at one thing doesn't equal being good at everything.

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Celebs With Surprisingly Dark Pasts

That famous person you want to switch places with? Hold that thought.

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