Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Celebrity Crackpot Ideas They (Unfortunately) Made Reality
Being good at one thing doesn't equal being good at everything.
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- By Alex Hanton, Ryan Menezes, Christian Markle, Domenico De Luca
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30 26 Celebs With Dark Pasts
That famous person you want to switch places with? Hold that thought.
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- By Cracked Plasticians, Andres Diplotti
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One Night Out With Quentin Tarantino And Paul Thomas Anderson Was Enough To Get Fiona Apple To Quit Cocaine
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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- By Luis Prada
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Celebrities Who Got Banned In Foreign Countries For Dumb Reasons
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- By E. Reid Ross, Daisy Walters, Aquiles Cacho, Alan Corcoran, Christian Markle, Kyle Siemens
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Celebrity Boo-Boos That Seem Sooo Celebrity
Celebs can’t even get boo boos like a normal person.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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How 22 Celebs Got Their Stage Names
These will definitely make you want to change your name.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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Reminder: Judge Judy Is Absolutely Terrible
No Judge. No Justice. All Judy
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Clock Around Flav's Neck Just Struck "You're Fired From Public Enemy"
There's one less Public Enemy now.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Weird Fixations That Celebs Blew The Bank On
It’s not love unless you go broke loving it.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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Meet Bizarro Greta Thunberg, Spawned From A Rightwing Think Tank
We're entering some Injustice League territory here.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Sliceable Mayo Now Exists, Civilization Can Stop Inventing Things
The white sheet of surrender.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Surprisingly Smart Legal Moves By Famous People
It's not all M&M colors, in celebrity contracts.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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A Stan Lee Biopic Would Pretty Much Rip Every Norm Of The Genre To Shreds
An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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23 Celeb Fame Coping Strategies
It's kind of a pain, being kind of a big deal.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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Logan Paul's New Antonio Brown Diss Track Is Fire (And So, So Dumb)
There's no good reason for a song about a beef so pointless to be so catchy.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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