Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Hopefully Tom Hanks Is In The Vaccine
As a side effect, you will develop a fascination with old typewriters.
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- By Luis Prada
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15 Famous People With Impressive Parenting Skills
Sometimes famous people do a thing exactly right.
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- By Scott Laffey
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Jesse Ventura Running For President Would Be Bonkers
We're hoping to see at least one clothesline.
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- By Dan Duddy
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A 'Paparazzi-Proof' House Sounds Super Annoying
The cost of avoiding paparazzi goes way beyond the literal price tag.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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15 Early Celeb Photos That Don't Look Like The Same Person
Even people who are constantly photographed can be unrecognizable.
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- By Tim Hawkman
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Amy Schumer's Baby's Name Was Accidentally A Great Joke
Joke names aren't hard to come up with, but it's special when they actually show up on the birth certificate.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Henry Cavill Is An Apex Nerd
Superman's hobby is super small.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Projects That Celebrities Definitely Didn't Think Through
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- By Andrea Meno
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13 Weird Ways Famous Stars Got Their Big Breaks
Turns out movie stars are still getting their big breaks in weird ways.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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It's Been A Big Week For Ugly Celebrity Houses
Is it a Canadian thing? Is that why Justin Bieber's and Drake's houses are so hideous?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Aunt Becky's Daughters' Couldn't Even Fake Rowing Photos
A picture is worth a thousand words, and even more in 'donation money.'
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Zach Braff’s 24 Year Old Girlfriend, Florence Pugh, Wants People To Leave Him Alone
Zach Braff isn't the first celebrity to date someone more than half his age, but he might be the most pathetic.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Netflix, For God's Sake, Please Call Selena's Husband
Wouldn't you want to know anything about a Netflix series where you're going to be portrayed?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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OJ Has Found A New Low Using 'Tiger King'
OJ's twitter video is so bizarre that one has to wonder if it is intentional.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Stuck At Home, Instagram Influencers Are Slowly Going Insane
Influencers, they're just like us!
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- By Mark Hill
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