Cracked Archive - Celebrities
31 Smart Folks Who Are Kind of Dumb in Specific Ways
Being smart doesn’t make you NOT DUMB
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- By Cracked Writers, Brian C. Miller
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29 Fake Celebrity Auctions We Wish Were Real
$1,225 to oil wrestle Bob Dylan is a steal
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- By Ian Garner
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‘I Want to Create a Virtual Replica of Your Daughter and Invite My Friends Over to Do Whatever We Want’: Sean Penn’s Incredibly Creepy Anti-A.I. Rant
The actor’s bizarre ultimatum for the studios is questionable at best and predatory at worst
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- By Ian Garner
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31 Celebrity Feuds Chock-Full of Drama
Hug it out, guys
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- By Cracked Writers, Brian C. Miller
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34 Celebrities Who Managed to Get Themselves Banned From Places
Some of these are impressive
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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31 Demands Celebrities Made Behind the Scenes
Who would’ve thought celebrities are kinda spoiled
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- By Cracked Writers, Timon DJ Spajic
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30 Weird Personal Facts About American Presidents
What a bunch of weirdos
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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Noted Germaphobe Howie Mandel Has No Problem Touching Sofia Vergara’s Ankles
Is the ‘America’s Got Talent’ judge a closet foot guy?
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- By Ian Garner
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15 Confessions, Insults and Complaints We Were Never Supposed to Hear
There are a disturbing amount of presidents on this list.
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- By JhallComics, Mike Rampton
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Taking Denzel Washington’s Comedies Seriously
The two-time Oscar-winner has largely focused on drama and action movies. But the six comedies he’s made show another side of the acclaimed actor — even if his track record with them has been pretty spotty
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- By Tim Grierson
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4 of the Juiciest Controversies Sections of Celebrity Wikipedia Pages
A book of scary stories for PR firms everywhere
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Trivia Tidbits About Jack Black on His Birthday
Hard to believe that he once got booed off stage
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- By Zanandi Botes
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‘It’s Coming Out of Me Like Lava!’: 15 Trivia Tidbits About Melissa McCarthy on Her Birthday
Including that time she almost ditched her ‘Bridesmaids’ audition
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- By Zanandi Botes
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3 of the Creepiest Celebrity Cameos in Muppets History
They can’t all be Joan Rivers
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- By CRACKED Staff
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‘Welcome to the Internet’: 33 Trivia Tidbits About Bo Burnham on His 33rd Birthday
Burnham, Enya’s biggest fan
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- By Zanandi Botes
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