Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Travis Scott Burger Opens The Door To So Many Possibilities

McDonalds is just the beginning.


Ellen Will Have A Very Awkward Return

Ellen is coming back next week and it is going to be weird.


'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' Is Over; Now We Have To Clean Up the Mess

The Kardashians pioneered influencer culture ... great.


Teddy Roosevelt Scarred A Young Dr. Seuss For Life

Horton hears a bull moose.


Tucker Carlson Keeps Finding A New Low

Tucker Carlson's latest remarks are worthy of him being fired. But sadly, so were all the others.


Bella Thorne's OnlyFans Might Be The Future Of The Internet

Imagine a world in which every celebrity had an OnlyFans.


'Shark Tank' Is Making Viewers Dumber At Business

If you're modeling your business decisions around the Sharks or the entrepreneurs on the show, then you won't be in business very long.


Britney Spears Is Hopefully One Step Closer To Being Free

If you've seen the hashtag.


Even Taylor Swift Is Done With This BS

Taylor Swift is going in on politics like it's one of her ex-boyfriends.


Sam Neill From 'Jurassic Park' Runs the Best Farm Now

'What’s amusing me today? It's mostly my duck.'


Behold! The Most Powerful (And Horny) Celebrity Couple Of All Time

My favorite celebrity couple can rip the spines out of your favorite celebrity couple.


If 'Ellen' Actually Ends, Then Who Should Replace Her?

The replacement for Ellen has some big sneakers to fill.


George R.R. Martin Got Into Some Racist Trouble At The Hugo Awards

Old Martin yells at the cloud, tries to summon Cthulhu.


6 Little-Known Weird Tales From Famous Weirdos

Only a cynic would write off these zanies as mere weirdos.