Cracked Archive - Celebrities
15 Weird Ways Celeb Couples Met
When Dog the Bounty Hunter caught a woman who shoplifted a lemon, he probably wasn’t expecting he’d marry her someday.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Petition Demanding Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Buys and Eats the Mona Lisa Goes Viral
Priceless works of art -- the ultimate forbidden snack.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Fmr. Trump White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany: 'I Never Lied' While Working For 45
*stares in fact-checker*
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- By Carly Tennes
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14 Facts About Our Favorite Y2K Pop Stars
This one goes out to everyone who wants it that way...
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- By Shea
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Excelsior! Stan Lee’s 12 Rules for Writing Comic Books (From 1947, True Believer!)
Before Spider-Man or the Fantastic Four, Stan Lee had figured out the rules for cracking a comics story.
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 Celebs We Didn’t Know Were Victims of Scams
Expelliarmus pecunia.
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- By Andrea Meno
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4 Famous People Driven Insane By Ayn Rand
A bunch of Rand-worshipping bozos fought reality and lost, and you might know some of them.
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- By Mark Hill
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14 Incredibly Generous (Or Disappointing) Wrap Gifts From Major Films And TV Shows
Little known fact: the Department of Justice seized Leo's first Oscar
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- By Jesse
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Billionaires Allegedly Pay Almost Nothing in Income Taxes, Surprise, Surprise
Wow! Who could have possibly seen this coming?
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Dumb, Spectacular Celebrity Meltdowns You Might Have Missed
Most people just fantasize about it, but Chevy Chase actually left his boss an angry voicemail.
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- By Andrea Meno
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14 Times Tattoo Artists Were Asked to Ink An Unlikely Celebrity (And They Turned Out Awesome)
“Why yes, we do Judge Judy tattoos here.”
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- By Matt Solomon
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4 Weird Celebrity Stories We Sort Of Forgot About
Sometimes, a celebrity story goes completely off the rails and then just ... vanishes from public consciousness.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Grime's 'Proposition For The Communists'? Give AI A Chance
"Let’s be real, enforced farming is really not a vibe.”
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- By Carly Tennes
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Un-signed Gasbag Morrissey Is Selling His Album To The ‘Highest (Or Lowest)’ Bidder
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of your own actions!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Cracked Pride Month: Meet Gladys Bentley, The Badass Drag King Of The Harlem Renaissance
In honor of pride month, take a look back at one of the LGBTQAI+ community's coolest trailblazers -- top hat and all.
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- By Carly Tennes
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