Cracked Archive - Celebrities

The Real Reason Everyone Hates The Kardashians
The Real Reason Everyone Hates The Kardashians

Ugh, the Kardashians are the worst, am I right? No, I'm not right. In fact, if you did agree with that, I have some bad news -- you're the worst.

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5 Beloved Celebrities With Under-Reported Awful Sides
5 Beloved Celebrities With Under-Reported Awful Sides

It turns out, the screaming nightmare of a stage persona is only covering up the social skills of a coked-up toddler.

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The 13 Worst Celebrity Halloween Costumes Ever Made
The 13 Worst Celebrity Halloween Costumes Ever Made

The masquerade merchants of the Internet have been putting all their elbow grease into their celebrity costumes this October. So let us behold their cornucopia of head-turning disguises.

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6 Celebrities Who Got Really Depressing Since You Saw Them
6 Celebrities Who Got Really Depressing Since You Saw Them

Welcome to Bummer City. Population: 6 Sad, Sad Celebrities.

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8 Famous People That History Got Almost Exactly Wrong
8 Famous People That History Got Almost Exactly Wrong

Within the punk rock! Ramones, there was some serious love for Ronald Reagan, The NRA, and a belief that Richard Nixon got a raw deal.

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What 4 Internet Celebrities Did After They Got Famous Pt 3
What 4 Internet Celebrities Did After They Got Famous Pt 3

Prepare for a story where no one comes off as the good guy.

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Prince Could Ball! 7 Unexpected Pre-Fame Lives (RIP Prince)
Prince Could Ball! 7 Unexpected Pre-Fame Lives (RIP Prince)

Sometimes, the pre-fame jobs of celebrities are so insane they deserve to be recorded in a golden history book and preserved for all time.

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5 Insane (But Intriguing) Theories About Famous Dead People
5 Insane (But Intriguing) Theories About Famous Dead People

A baffling number of people think that the term 'celebrity' is interchangeable with 'conspiracy.'

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6 Myths About Crime You Believe Thanks To Hollywood
6 Myths About Crime You Believe Thanks To Hollywood

There are still some aspects of crime that are romanticized, so we're going to go ahead and clear up those misconceptions.

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7 Celebrity Pranks That Backfired Horrifically
7 Celebrity Pranks That Backfired Horrifically

Pranks are supposed to be lighthearted jokes you play on friends. Of course, it should be no surprise that people take them to psychotic levels.

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5 Celebrities Way More Disgusting Than You
5 Celebrities Way More Disgusting Than You

As it turns out, many celebrities aren't truly like us -- they're way, way more disgusting than that.

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5 Celebrity Feuds That Lasted Entire Careers
5 Celebrity Feuds That Lasted Entire Careers

Our desire to watch celebrities tear each other to smithereens is nearly insatiable.

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5 Things You Can't F#@k Up (Humanity Has Officially Ruined)
5 Things You Can't F#@k Up (Humanity Has Officially Ruined)

These products manage to not only suck at their intended use but actually actively drag down the very concept they revolve around.

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