Cracked Archive - Celebrities

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• By B.T. Doran
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• December 08, 2015

Ugh, the Kardashians are the worst, am I right? No, I'm not right. In fact, if you did agree with that, I have some bad news -- you're the worst.

• By Adam Tod Brown
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• November 05, 2015

It turns out, the screaming nightmare of a stage persona is only covering up the social skills of a coked-up toddler.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• November 04, 2015

The masquerade merchants of the Internet have been putting all their elbow grease into their celebrity costumes this October. So let us behold their cornucopia of head-turning disguises.

• By Michael Hossey
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• October 25, 2015

Welcome to Bummer City. Population: 6 Sad, Sad Celebrities.

• By Jim Avery
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• October 15, 2015

Within the punk rock! Ramones, there was some serious love for Ronald Reagan, The NRA, and a belief that Richard Nixon got a raw deal.

• By Amanda Mannen, Luke John Smith
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• October 09, 2015

Prepare for a story where no one comes off as the good guy.

• By Luis Prada
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• September 24, 2015

Sometimes, the pre-fame jobs of celebrities are so insane they deserve to be recorded in a golden history book and preserved for all time.

• By Aaron Short
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• September 11, 2015

A baffling number of people think that the term 'celebrity' is interchangeable with 'conspiracy.'

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• September 08, 2015

There are still some aspects of crime that are romanticized, so we're going to go ahead and clear up those misconceptions.

• By Chris Radomile
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• September 08, 2015

Pranks are supposed to be lighthearted jokes you play on friends. Of course, it should be no surprise that people take them to psychotic levels.

• By Carolyn Burke
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• August 21, 2015

As it turns out, many celebrities aren't truly like us -- they're way, way more disgusting than that.

• By Jason Iannone
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• August 13, 2015

Our desire to watch celebrities tear each other to smithereens is nearly insatiable.

• By Adam Tod Brown
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• August 13, 2015

Sometimes actors don't have to pretend.

• By Orrin R. K., Ian Ury, Cathal McGuigan, Tara Marie
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• August 10, 2015

These products manage to not only suck at their intended use but actually actively drag down the very concept they revolve around.

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• August 06, 2015