It turns out, the screaming nightmare of a stage persona is only covering up the social skills of a coked-up toddler.
The masquerade merchants of the Internet have been putting all their elbow grease into their celebrity costumes this October. So let us behold their cornucopia of head-turning disguises.
Welcome to Bummer City. Population: 6 Sad, Sad Celebrities.
Within the punk rock! Ramones, there was some serious love for Ronald Reagan, The NRA, and a belief that Richard Nixon got a raw deal.
Prepare for a story where no one comes off as the good guy.
Sometimes, the pre-fame jobs of celebrities are so insane they deserve to be recorded in a golden history book and preserved for all time.
A baffling number of people think that the term 'celebrity' is interchangeable with 'conspiracy.'
There are still some aspects of crime that are romanticized, so we're going to go ahead and clear up those misconceptions.
Sometimes actors don't have to pretend.
These products manage to not only suck at their intended use but actually actively drag down the very concept they revolve around.