Cracked Archive - Celebrities

5 Insane After-Death Adventures of Famous People's Bodies

For most of us, our journeys have come to an end when we die. Others, though, have one last adventure.

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By Jef Rouner
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January 04, 2015

5 Insane (but Convincing) Theories About Dead Celebrities

Sometimes, society has a very hard time letting go.

By Pauli Poisuo
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December 29, 2014

4 Famous People Who Got More Hate Than They Deserved in 2014

Hating celebrities became really boring in 2014.

By Adam Tod Brown
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December 26, 2014

Where Aren't They Now? 10 Overlooked Deaths of 2014 (Part 2)

Every year at this time, Cracked likes to stop and memorialize the less famous deaths that probably flew under your radar.

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By Lisa Skye, Paul Rasche
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December 23, 2014

Where Aren't They Now? 11 Overlooked Deaths of 2014 (Pt. 1)

We lost great and fascinating people who you knew when they were famous, but whose deaths probably didn't trend on Twitter for more than a few hours

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By Lisa Skye, Paul Rasche
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December 22, 2014

5 Ignorant Jokes From the Last Comedians You'd Expect

By Jason Iannone
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December 08, 2014

5 Historical Figures You're Picturing Almost Exactly Wrong

The problem with our perception of history is that, over the years, the combined forces of Hollywood, gossip, and biased sources have come together to form an indestructible Voltron of ignorance.

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By Pat Carnell
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December 04, 2014

4 Awful Truths the Smith Kids Interview Revealed (About Us)

Now that we've ingested and pooped out our best jokes on the greatest interview of the year, I'd like to step back a moment and remind everyone why kids like Willow and Jaden aren't so bad.

By Kristi Harrison
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November 20, 2014

Why Hating Lena Dunham Is Dumb (Even Though She's Wrong Too)

There's a lot of good reasons to dislike Lena Dunham, so make sure you pick an actually good reason.

By Alice Jane Axness
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November 14, 2014

4 People Who Deserve to Represent NYC More than Taylor Swift

By Cher Martinetti
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November 07, 2014

The 4 Reasons Renee Zellweger's Face Actually Scares Us

On a day when the Canadian parliament was attacked by a terrorist, a serial killer confessed to killing at least seven women in Indiana, everyone was asking one thing: 'What happened to Renee Zellweger's face?'

By Kristi Harrison
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October 23, 2014

4 Insane (but Convincing) Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

Think of the mind-numbingly awesome movies we might wind up with if Hollywood grew a pair and adapted some of the weirdest legends out there.

By Pauli Poisuo
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September 09, 2014

What We REALLY Mean When We Talk About Leaked Pics

You can still probably find them by Googling 'Hello, I'm kind of a terrible person, give me something that does not legally belong to me as quickly as possible.'