Cracked Archive - Celebrities

5 Insane After-Death Adventures of Famous People's Bodies

For most of us, our journeys have come to an end when we die. Others, though, have one last adventure.


5 Insane (but Convincing) Theories About Dead Celebrities

Sometimes, society has a very hard time letting go.


4 Famous People Who Got More Hate Than They Deserved in 2014

Hating celebrities became really boring in 2014.


Where Aren't They Now? 10 Overlooked Deaths of 2014 (Part 2)

Every year at this time, Cracked likes to stop and memorialize the less famous deaths that probably flew under your radar.


Where Aren't They Now? 11 Overlooked Deaths of 2014 (Pt. 1)

We lost great and fascinating people who you knew when they were famous, but whose deaths probably didn't trend on Twitter for more than a few hours


5 Historical Figures You're Picturing Almost Exactly Wrong

The problem with our perception of history is that, over the years, the combined forces of Hollywood, gossip, and biased sources have come together to form an indestructible Voltron of ignorance.


4 Awful Truths the Smith Kids Interview Revealed (About Us)

Now that we've ingested and pooped out our best jokes on the greatest interview of the year, I'd like to step back a moment and remind everyone why kids like Willow and Jaden aren't so bad.


Why Hating Lena Dunham Is Dumb (Even Though She's Wrong Too)

There's a lot of good reasons to dislike Lena Dunham, so make sure you pick an actually good reason.


The 4 Reasons Renee Zellweger's Face Actually Scares Us

On a day when the Canadian parliament was attacked by a terrorist, a serial killer confessed to killing at least seven women in Indiana, everyone was asking one thing: 'What happened to Renee Zellweger's face?'


4 Insane (but Convincing) Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

Think of the mind-numbingly awesome movies we might wind up with if Hollywood grew a pair and adapted some of the weirdest legends out there.


What We REALLY Mean When We Talk About Leaked Pics

You can still probably find them by Googling 'Hello, I'm kind of a terrible person, give me something that does not legally belong to me as quickly as possible.'


5 Celebrity Endorsements That Ruined the Product

Cool didn't even go to die in these ads, because cool wasn't allowed within 500 feet of the studio.