Casting For The Joe Exotic Biopic Is Suitably Bonkers Two of the most narrative-controlling people on the planet hate each other, and they're getting a miniseries about them. Authors By Isaac Cabe Published April 03, 2020
Announcers Doing Play-By-Play Of Their Pets Is What All Sports Should Be Now Authors By Amanda Mannen Published April 03, 2020
LaMelo Ball Is Trying To Buy A Pro Basketball Team Before Even Getting Into The NBA Buying a basketball team at age 18 is the first big baller thing that Big Baller Brand has actually done. Authors By Isaac Cabe Published April 03, 2020
Sorry, NYC Typhoid Morons, Go Drink At Home Let's plague this joint. Authors By Cedric Voets Published April 03, 2020
Working For McDonalds Is Going To Get Even More Annoying But It's For The Best McDonalds is going to start implementing routine temperature checks, which sucks, but also that's life right now. Authors By Dan Duddy Published April 03, 2020
Achievements That Emerged From Dark Times Like Now Well folks, it's time to invent calculus. Authors By Eirik Gumeny Published April 03, 2020
Zookeepers Elect To Ride This Out At The Zoo A zoo is the best possible place to ride out what could potentially be the next few months. Authors By Isaac Cabe Published April 02, 2020
OJ Has Found A New Low Using 'Tiger King' OJ's twitter video is so bizarre that one has to wonder if it is intentional. Authors By Dan Duddy Published April 02, 2020
There's No Way 'Eleven' Got Her American Accent From 'Hannah Montana' A Tennessee accent does nothing to help you play a kid with underdeveloped speech patterns in Indiana. Authors By Isaac Cabe Published April 02, 2020
The First Movie About This Pandemic Looks Real Bad A movie about a global pandemic ... set entirely in a cramped elevator. Authors By JM McNab Published April 02, 2020
Stuck At Home, Instagram Influencers Are Slowly Going Insane Influencers, they're just like us! Authors By Mark Hill Published April 02, 2020
The White Sox Will Be Announcing Simulated Games And It Could Be Hilarious Starting today the Chicago White Sox will be simulating a game every week on Playstation's MLB The Show and we hope other teams follow suit. Authors By Dan Duddy Published April 02, 2020
