Stupid Cons That Actually Worked For A While You too can own all of UPS just by filling out some forms! Authors By Alex Hanton, E. Reid Ross, Julia Lange, Tee Ngin Rui, W.H. Thomas Published May 06, 2020
9/11 First Responders Got Screwed Over. Today's Frontline Workers Will Get Screwed Even Worse Authors By Dan Duddy Published May 06, 2020
Baller Move: Five Year Old Pulled Over En Route To Buy Lambo Authors By Isaac Cabe Published May 06, 2020
Why Aren't More Tech People Like 'MySpace Tom'? What's the best life you could actually live as a rich person? Authors By Isaac Cabe Published May 05, 2020
A Cracked Primer On That Murder Hornet Here's a quick dive into these new-to-America murder hornets, by Cracked's resident Guy With A Bee Allergy Authors By Isaac Cabe Published May 05, 2020
The Story Of Dr. Bronner's Soap Is Strange Who knew the soap making business could be so crazy? Authors By Dan Duddy Published May 05, 2020
Please Direct 'Greedo,' Taika Waititi A Star Wars comedy centered around Greedo is exactly what the franchise needs right now. Authors By Dan Duddy Published May 05, 2020
Nic Cage, In The Role He Was (Maybe) Born To Play But who will play John Finlay's missing teeth? Authors By Luis Prada Published May 05, 2020
Uh Oh, We’re Inching Towards the ‘Demolition Man’ Future Now might be a good time to invest in poop seashells. Authors By JM McNab Published May 05, 2020
Politicians With Truly Staggering Levels Of Pettiness Sometimes, politics is more art than science. Authors By Steven Assarian, Kasper Kauhanen, Johan Kurniawan, Christian Markle, Richard C. Shaffer Published May 05, 2020
Olympic Esports Will Be A Teen Sex Comedy Gaming is coming to the Olympic Games and with it will be chaos. Authors By Dan Duddy Published May 05, 2020
Billie Eilish Is What Fashion Will Be For A Long Time Billie Eilish basically predicted the future. Authors By Isaac Cabe Published May 05, 2020
Deeply Cursed Los Angeles Places (You Know From Movies) Hey, we know that hellhole! Authors By Andrew McRae Published May 05, 2020
The New 'Twilight' Book Is Gonna Force Readers To Admit That Edward Is A Sexual Predator Gross, bruh. Authors By Isaac Cabe Published May 04, 2020