All those metal bands from Europe's frosty north know that black is the color of "fuck this horrific temperature, which I am experiencing in Celsius, I'm going outside anyway." So we're putting all of our black T-shirts on sale, 15 percent off until January 21. Wear the best president across your chest like he's a thrashcore front man from Upper Finland. Your body's natural inclination toward blistering rock-warmth will do the rest.
Our Weekly Dose of Shirt Envy
Even with our wild success in the Cracked Dispensary and the way in which we've quietly defined the voice of a generation one shirt at a time (TIME magazine's words, not ours), we aren't above sharing. There are designers out there who are making shirts that are so funny, clever, or downright cool that it would be a disservice not to share them with you. So if for some reason you don't like the fact that our shirts are sweatshop-free and as comfortable as a warm hug, there are plenty of other people out there we'd love to see you support, and at least five are below:
Available from Shirtoid
Available from Design by Humans