Every year, politeness and powerful maternal forces in our lives make us write Thank You cards to our loved ones and acquainted ones. It's a format which encourages politeness but also, if we're being honest, quite a bit of forgettable inanity.
Here's what they'd look like if they had balls.
Chris Bucholz is a Cracked columnist and is so thankful, just the most thankful ever. As the author of the amazing novels, Freeze/Thaw and Severance he thinks you should definitely go buy both of those now. Join him on Facebook or Twitter.
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