6 Reasons Writing for the Internet is the Best Job Ever
Many people have described writing online as being slowly lowered into a vat of acidic bile, without the benefit of being Batman first. And they're not wrong. But they write off their own motivations as a form of brain damage: An ignorance of the real world, an inability to count money and a desperate compulsion that would result in arrest if it involved showing their genitals instead of simply talking about them. But writing online is the best job in the world, especially since I found out that "cheerleader tester" isn't a real position.
I can (and frequently do) dream. Vigorously.
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FIIIIIIIIIIIRST!
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Total Freedom (To Work Harder)
Likewise, my wife just stands and watches. Impressed.
You Live in a Better World
There are absolutely no other customers, so I'm just going to do your taxes while you're here.
You Love Your Work
I'm a unique free spirit, in that I can only afford things that are free.
No (Relative) Lack of Security
Screw those assholes, I'm taking my air generator with me!
They would have preferred a crotch shot. Daily.
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AND YOUR CHARACTERIZATION LACKS DEPTH!
Luke McKinney got started when a he put a stupid poster he made for his workplace online, and a Cracked editor noticed it. His life has constantly improved ever since. He also tumbles and has a website.