6 Family Circus Cartoons Improved with Offensive Jokes
A lot of people would save Abraham Lincoln if they had a time machine. Not me. I would let Lincoln die while I went back to the dawn of language and made sure

A year ago, I designed a robot whose only purpose was adding jokes to Family Circus cartoons. Most robotic engineers told me I was crazy. They said things like, "You're only taping a smile onto cancer," or "I knew this day would come -- my robots are penetrating me." But I didn't stop. Family Circus has been shitting in the mouth of comedy for 51 years and we need to fight back. That's where PG-13 comes in.
Grandma's Linguistic Misunderstanding



How One Word Can Change Everything


Spoiler Alert: The Punchline is Dartmouth


"How I Met Your Mother"? That Makes Me Think of How I Met Your Mother!





PG-13 Reaches Its Limit


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