23 Movie Plots That Could Have Been Solved in Minutes

Ever get frustrated that the villain rigs a complicated trap instead of just shooting James Bond in the head? Or that Batman doesn't just kill the damned Joker when he has him right in front of him? The truth is a whole lot of movies would be a whole lot shorter if their characters would just once say, "'Hey boss, I know this is gonna' sound crazy, but what if just this once, we tried not doing things the most complicated way possible?"

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We asked you to show us via Photoshop how you would have resolved these plots more efficiently than the characters did. The winner is below, but first, the runners up ...

#23.


by Sanchez

#22.


by Digityle

#21.


by GeorgeStone

#20.


by Sanchez

#19.


by McBeefy

#18.


by GundamPanda

#17.


by rhichi

#16.


by warstory91

#15.


by bradtcordeiro

#14.


by Senor_Taco

#13.


by Sanchez

#12.


by trey

#11.


by dagur

#10.


by psymunn

#9.


by canha

#8.


by noahballoon

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#7.


by GundamPanda

#6.


by bonzozzy

#5.


by GundamPanda

#4.


by Stc_Spaceghost

#3.


by Austin316

#2.


by dagur

And the winner is...


by FrogC4


Congrats, FrogC4. You win money.


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If Schools Were Truthful.

It's back to school time, and that means that a whole lot of people are about to be exposed to a whole lot of bullshit from every angle. Show us what school would look like if everything and everyone on campus-- every textbook, course title, syllabus, college brochure, student etc. were forced to be tell the honest, blunt truth.

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If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, check here. Or, check out things would look like If Sarcasm Ruled the World. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

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