“I’m So Proud Of You For Coming Out As A Furry”: George Santos’ Cameos Chronicled On TikTok

George Santos’ seamless transition from disgraced former congressman to Cameo star is an even more iconic career evolution than the time Santos branched out from Destiny’s Child and went sextuple platinum with his debut solo album Dangerously In Love.

The House of Representatives has long been a Mecca to those born without shame, but, for so many unrepentant con-men, their clowning careers end the second the electorate loses interest in their antics. Santos, however, is in a different strata of compulsively lying congresspeople, and his ambitions stretch far beyond Capitol Hill – he’s coming for the whole world, $500 at a time. Following his expulsion from Congress, Santos joined the bespoke celebrity shout-out platform Cameo to sell short videos to adoring fans and amused foes alike, quickly making more money off of birthday wishes and bizarre advice videos in two days than he ever earned from his congressional salary. Santos has even filled Cameo commissions from the likes of Jimmy Kimmel and Democratic senator John Fetterman as they attempted to humiliate the Republican firebrand, but these embarrassments have done nothing to stop Santos from raking in the rewards of being famous and shameless.

Santos’ fee started at $200 when he first tapped into the potential of Cameo, but his price continues to climb as his popularity on the platform increases exponentially. Cameo cofounder Steven Galanis has called Santos “an absolute whale” for his immensely profitable profile, and, thanks to one passionate whale-watcher, almost 100 of these custom videos are available for viewing on the TikTok channel @georgiescameos. Here are the funniest requests Santos has fulfilled, from Furries to facial injections…