24 Hilarious Burns from the Week of September 18, 2023

24 Hilarious Burns from the Week of September 18, 2023

News broke this week that Robert De Niro is set to reprise his role as Travis Bickle, the hysterical cabbie at the center of Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver. There’s no sequel in the works though. Instead, the actor will be spouting Bickle’s iconic lines for an upcoming Uber ad campaign. With the wave of nostalgia hitting our screens recently, it’s unfortunately become routine to see an Oscar winner sell out for a quick cash grab. In De Niro’s case, the Twitter timeline was quick to mock him for why it figured he’s taking any job available to him — namely, after welcoming his seventh child at 79 with girlfriend Tiffany Chen and having to pay ex-wife Grace Hightower a million dollars a year as part of their divorce settlement, De Niro isn’t exactly in any position to turn down a check. 

Luckily for De Niro, he found himself in good company getting roasted this week. Other victims included an actor with a Razzie-worthy paparazzi shot, a country that should stay in the closet and a creepy, crawly right-wing blogger.

Nicolas is happy @niggaolas 3d Halle check your purse...you may be missing some 1s DDG @PontiacMadeDDG-3d snapchat: PontiacMadeDDG... lemme show y'all lil girls how a nigga supposed to do u finna take halle shopping 70.4K 2.7M 115 4,657

ben @funko_wop 3d have never in my life been cooked this hard am as autistic as i am beautiful yes please Today 7:55 AM your profile is captivating but idk if i wanna meet incredible what can i do to change your mind about that idk probably hit the gym but the wacky cowboy aesthetic is quite charming victoria i take it back i'm not surei 114 791 29.3K 1.3M

@KZXcellent 14h KZ People saying I didn't see anyone use this feature is the funniest form of exposing yourself I've seen in a minute. Dexerto @Dexerto . 15h Twitter/X is removing circles next month Only people in @Dexerto's Circle can see this post. Learn more 282 13.5K 114K 6.4M

thick and thired @your_skyness_ 4d God I see that you're doing for other people, please do it for my parents. @PopBase 4d Pop Base Teyana Taylor and Iman Shumpert have separated after 7 years of marriage. ERPI EC 939 8,773 74.2K 10.8M

@buffys . 4d 17 LIVE arby Friends Following For You - i CAR WASH Des the x 430 comments totofrito1 despite the addiction, he's a lil cutie 1h Reply 249 Coconut Jose U a Lana stan? 1h Reply 44 51 23.5K 1,476 631K

RAISE APPLEBEE'S NMOG HELL PRAISE DALE Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse 3d Y'all wanna see a dead body John Fetterman ... @JohnFetterman I dress like you predict Nate Silver @NateSilver538.5h Starting a new political party for people who don't give a shit either about how John Fetterman dresses or what Lauren Boebert does in a theater. 12:33 PM 9/18/23 from Earth 114K Views 525 Reposts 93 Quotes 4,356 Likes 36 Bookmarks 87.3K 11 137 2,994

jeanne @CanceledJeanne 1d Keep in mind bro literally cannot turn down any role offered to him because of his divorce NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost.2d Robert De Niro to revive 'Taxi Driver' role in new Uber campaign: report trib.al/rtOThfT M 65MILE 73 906 41.3K 5.5M

Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarol0ates. 1d not true. I never say anything over-obvious. multitude container @bartleby_era 1d how could i ever leave twitter it's where joyce carol oates calls david brooks a cheap mean alcoholic 65 746 10K 875K

tippity @tippitytoptweet 2d 765hrs in spider man Bro was doing nothing but swinging around new york city KNOWS NOT WHAT IT MEANS ? @Nirvana... 3d It's funny to me people think I legitimately despise this game Marvel's Spider-Man SPIDER-MAN MARVEL Be Greater. Play Game Played 765h 5 9 52 Trophies 66/74 Friends Who Play 89% Learn More Activities Health Ratings Privacy /Terms 1,675 4M 245 59.8K

yusuke @juanvenchy . 3d after watching this video, i'm convinced I could beat the sht out of you SNEAKO @sneako . 3 3d Would you rather see your kids at a parade or in the gym? cc 214 2,841 56.8K 2.6M

@SenFettermanPA. 3d Senator John Fetterman ... I figure if I take up vaping and grabbing the hog during a live musical, they'll make me a folk hero. FOX NEWS Fox News @FoxNews. 3d DRESS TO IMPRESS?: People are furious after the Senate dropped its dress code requirement-and they're saying there is only one lawmaker to blame. Why the bar is being lowered: trib.al/9IAJt5G FOX NEWS channel Lawmaker known for donning gym shorts and hoodies blasted over Senate dress code change 121K 5,870 18.7K 11.3M

rälph @ralphtheasian - 3d LIKE THIS PERSON so RUDE WTF? Ugly4same 8m ago Photo received 54 855 12.1K 581K

T @trinawatters . 5 5d ... this photo isn't aging well in 2023 602 5,954 89.6K 12.3M

plan highprogressive @highprogressive - 5 5d ... EVERY SQUAD GOT THE A WHITE SERIAL RAPIST SUPREMACIST APARTHEID SEX TRAFFICKER BILLIONAIRE Holy shit I think i accidentally joined THE MODERN CONSERVATIVE ALT MOVEMENT NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost. 5d Elon Musk Andrew Tate, Tucker Carlson support Russell Brand after sex assault claims trib.al/Aw1JNAU Blazemed 137 5,414 52.8K 2M

eric bennett @violet_by_hole. 3d Kim Petras and The National both released their second albums of 2023 today. Can we get that kind of energy from someone who made a good album this year? 13 42 363 dJ 69.3K

Hurt CoPain @SaeedDiCaprio -1 1d ... his rent is due Taylor Swift @taylorswift13-3h It's a new soundtrack Here are the back covers and vault track titles for 1989 (my version) I can't wait for this one to be out, seriously. Thank you for playing along, sleuthing, puzzling and making these reveals so much chaotic fun (which is the best kind of fun, after all... Show more 11.4K 355K 115K del 10M Elon Musk X @elonmusk -1h X recommend posting some music or concert videos directly on the X platform 450 328 1,781 132K 177 3,225 84.5K 2.5M

ella devi @HOUSEOFDEVI.3d anyways God @xoxoabbyxoxox You obsess over your identity in relation to others while your soul rots inside of you 7:00 PM 12021-07-20 Twitter Web App 1,136 Retweets 95 Quote Tweets 8,422 Likes new jersey updates @dou... 5d i've realized i'm too pretentious to date someone with normie taste in films... wdym you cried at everything everywhere all at once 14 5,517 36.9K 1.3M

delaney @femaIehysterias 3d not even being able to act when he called the paps is crazy Nick & Taylor Updates @NICKNTAYLOR 3d taptor Taylor Zakhar Perez seen out and about in London! PKZ 91 11 227 5,314 370K

amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde.3d ... WRITERS GUILD ON STRIKE he probably watches ted lasso on a VR headset is like the meanest thing you could say about someone V Variety @Variety - 4d Tim Cook Claims Не Watched 'Ted Lasso' Season 3 Entirely on an Apple Vision Pro VR/AR Headset variety.com/2023/digital/n... 9 678 9,205 801K

Nelly @BackwoodsGoku. 4d ... When did Tucker switch to this goofy ass picture he looks like the dust bowl mom Lmao Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson 6d Criticize the drug companies, question the war in Ukraine, and you can be pretty sure this is going to happen. twitter.com/rustyrockets/s... 230 592 14.6K 1.2M

derpo377 @derpo377 - 4d ... with modern CGI Stanley Kubrick would've been able to fix this embarrassing mistake RECRUM 46 1,045 28.1K 932K

cabby @cabbycel . 4d idc if ur french canadian just dont do it in front of me 243 8,816 51.3K 2.3M

Grace @gracecamille_ 4d it's so crazy that someone this ugly is allowed to exist. Не looks like something wiggling in the mud when you flip over a large stone lan Miles Cheong @stillgray • 4d I used to be so fat. 246 2,413 43.2K 2.1M

Hurt CoPain @SaeedDiCaprio • 1d ... I trust the guy who can't keep a website running to put a chip in my brain JD Dexerto @Dexerto . 1d Elon Musk's brain chip Neuralink is set to begin human trials 308 9,953 132K 4.1M
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