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Amanda Mannen
One of the worst parts of death is how deeply uncool it is. There is almost zero chance, for example, that you will go out jumping a flaming motorcycle across the Grand Canyon. No, you’ll probably be confined to a hospital bed, shitting yourself, surrounded by friends and family (which somehow makes all of that worse). You definitely won’t remember to say anything cool beforehand. Your last words will probably be something like “Ow,” or “Help,” or “They see me, they’ll stop.”
That’s why we have movies: to make the terrifyingly mundane aspects of life (and death) look sweet as hell. So, when Redditor bloodeagle231 asked, “What are the best last words of any fictional character?,” their fellow Redditors didn’t hesitate to share touching monologues, blistering one-liners and even single-word send-offs more powerful than a whole paragraph.
Blade Runner
Black Panther
Lord of the Rings
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Independence Day
The Wizard of Oz
The Suicide Squad
The Iron Giant
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1
Serenity
Lethal Weapon 2
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
L.A. Confidential
Man on Fire
A Tale of Two Cities
Destiny 2
Futurama
Cowboy Bebop
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