34 of the Funniest One-Liners Delivered by Random Strangers

Some of the funniest words come from random strangers you will never see again. Maybe they’re aware that you’re merely two ships passing in the night and want to give you a bizarre memento to remember them by, like the old man who said, “You’re gonna be a dog one day.” What did he mean by that? What mystical secrets does he know? 

Whatever the reason, quips like that have been shared in group chats, viral tweets and, thanks to the Redditors below, countless threads…