‘F*ck You and Suck My D*ck!’ Pete Davidson Leaves PETA Executive A Profanity-Laden Voicemail

The pro-shelter slogan, “Adopt, don’t shop!” has met its match with Pete Davidson’s antithesis: “Suck my cock!”

Yesterday, the Saturday Night Live star and serial celebrity boyfriend struck back at the attention-grabbing animal rights advocacy group PETA after their Senior VP of Cruelty Investigations, Daphna Nachminovitch, contacted TMZ to put out a statement criticizing Davidson for purchasing a cavapoo puppy for his mother from a breeder in New York. “It's tragic that Pete didn’t seek out a borough-born mutt from a city animal shelter,” Nachminovitch told the gossip publication. “Because a scrappy New Yorker with charm, personality and unconventional handsomeness could have been his perfect match." 

Davidson, who says that he sought out the specific breed for its hypoallergenic characteristics, promptly left Nachminovitch a voicemail with a “scrappy” and “unconventional” response that only people who hate PETA will find “charming.”

In the last two decades, PETA has been hit with accusations of hypocrisy in their sanctimony regarding the treatment of pets (or, as they insist we call them, “animal companions”) after multiple reports claimed that the organization euthanizes up to 80 percent of cats and dogs admitted to its shelters. And so, Nachminovitch may very well have been begging Davidson to save a poor puppy from their own chopping block when she told on him to TMZ.

Whatever her intentions, Nachminovitch certainly achieved what Davidson believed to be her goal — the story of the voicemail has gone viral and countless journalists, Twitter users and gossip bloggers have listened to the explosive message (myself included). It’s a shame he never went off on PETA in Bupkis — maybe people would have actually watched it.