No, A Pete Davidson-Taylor Swift Hookup Isn’t Inevitable

We get it. Pete Davidson fucks.

Ever since Saturday Night Live’s tatted-out Staten Island superstar started snatching up any and all available pop stars and models on the celebrity dating market, it’s become a bit of an unofficial Twitter tradition to spam the trending page with his name any time a beautiful famous woman splits with her significant other. 

This past weekend was no different — mere moments after gossip sites broke the news that superstar singer and Ticketmaster terrorizer Taylor Swift and longtime boyfriend Joe Alwyn broke off their six-year relationship, the internet was abuzz with memes about Davidson wooing the 12-time Grammy winner. We went through the threads so that you don’t have to.