25 Frank Reynolds Moments For The Ages
Frank Reynolds goes by many names; The Warthog, The Trash Man, The Man Spider, the list goes on. But one thing you can never call him is forgettable. Let's take a minute to appreciate 25 of Frank’s golden moments on It’s Always Sunny In Philidelphia.
Frank Tries To Hang Himself
Frank’s thick neck is too stout for him to kill himself. He could just hang there all day.
The Trash Man
Frank’s finishing move of cutting open Cricket’s jugular with a trash can then eating garbage should've been included in Smackdown Vs Raw at least once.
Frank The Host
“Don’t diddle kids, it’s no good diddling kids!”
If you have a busted nose, make sure to go to a mortician to have it fixed up just like Frank.
The Toll Troll
“If you want the baby boy soul you gotta pay the troll toll. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in!”
Frank On The News
“I started blastin’. Bang! Bah!”
Frank’s always packing. Even on the news.
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Ongo Gablogian The Art Collector
“Look at us. We’re just air conditioners after all. Were just walking around on the planet breathing conditioning the air I condition it hot that conditions it cold I mean it's symbiotic no? We’re just air conditioners walking around on this planet, screwing each other's brains out!”
Before the gang stages an intervention for Frank we get this disgusting scene of Frank literally overflowing with beer and fumes.
Frank’s work nickname is “The Warthog,” and if there's one thing to remember about The Warthog; Don’t let him do your job.
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Frank The Tour Guide
Frank hijacks a tour ferry and gives an impromptu tour of Philly, including where he mentions all the dead bodies in the river.
Frank In Therapy
“You unzipped me! It’s all coming back!”
The way Frank immediately succumbs to the therapist's mind games is exactly how I feel in therapy.
Frank Locked In The Bathroom
“Into the toilet, I go”
Frank and Charlie’s McPoyle-themed trip ending with his escape through the toilet is truly something to behold.
If there is anything Frank loves more than Charlie, it’s some rum ham.
Frank on Family Fight
“Shabooyah roll call!”
In order to conduct several DNA paternity tests the gang steals Frank’s blood for the entire episode. His bloodless reveal at the end is only outmatched by the connection he has to Franquito.
Frank In The Dark
Any chance we get to see Frank in a weird getup is a win in my book. Frank paints himself black to help Charlie save the bar.
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Frank’s Magnum Dong
“Woops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my magnum dong.”
Frank Is Pure
A strange snail trail of hand sanitizer leads the gang to a completely shaven Frank, who is now completely pure.
“It’s four F’s. I didn’t know it would come off like that.”
Turd In The Soup
Arguably the funniest moment in all of season 15. Frank’s secret meatballs included in Shelly Kelly’s soup lead to a turd themed game of chicken.
Frank Whips The Vase
Frank destroys the vase he’s been trying to get his hands on the whole episode because he’s just too obsessed with his Indiana Jones whip.
Frank The Chauffeur
“Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?”
Frank Caught In The Playground
Your true friends will keep you stuck in a piece of children’s playground equipment for hours.
Frank The Podcast Producer
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve referenced “dead air!” I’d only have a dollar but that’s still a lot of times.
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