The Roast Master General himself, Jeff Ross, is the  king of modern insult comedy. No one else has the ability to say the most offensive thing possible, and still get a hug from the person right after. Jeff Ross’ teddy bear physique and face mixed with his deep burns create the perfect chucky doll of insults. Here are 13 of our favorite Jeff Ross roast jokes.

On Alec Baldwin and Caitlyn Jenner:

Caitlyn Jenner Roast

Comedy Central

“I love all your movies Alec, I loved you in The Departed, which is also what Caitlyn calls her penis. I also loved you in The Cooler, which is where Caitlyn keeps her penis. And of course your first big break was The Hunt For Red October. Which is also what Caitlyn calls her vagina.”

On Peyton Manning:

Peyton Manning Roast

Comedy Central

“I just got Peyton Manning’s new book. It's called ‘Football Good, Fire Bad.’”

With all the comedians that are being taken from this world lately, someone keep an eye on Jeff Ross, because he may roast God into creating another plague.

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