When a Roaster knows what they’re doing, there’s nothing better. The jokes have to be the perfect mix of funny and mean, or an ironic play on that idea all together. Here are 15 Roast jokes and bits for the comedy hall of fame.

Martha Stewart Justin Beiber

Martha Stewart Roast

Comedy Central

“Let’s get to the reason I’m here tonight which is to give Justin Bieber some tips to use when he inevitably ends up in prison. I’ve been in lockup and you wouldn’t last a week, so pay attention. The first thing you’ll need is a shank. I made mine out of a pin tail comb and a pack of gum. It’s so simple. I found Bubbalicious works best and it’s so much fun to say." 

Jeff Ross on Jonah Hill

Jeff Ross Roast

Comedy Central

“When Quentin Tarantino told Jonah he wanted him to be in a spaghetti western, Jonah was like, ‘you had me at spaghetti.'”

Followed by Jonah crying from laughter on the sidelines.

Norm Macdonald Bombing The Roast of Bob Saget

When the producers of The Roast OF Bob Saget asked Norm to be shocking, he figured he'd do the opposite. What ensues is 8 minutes of Norm purposefully bombing, while friends like Saget and Gilbert Gottfried lose their minds.. Norm says he got all the jokes from a book his father gave him called “Jokes To Tell At A Retirement Party.” 

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