From the society-destroying to the merely career-destroying, scandals have a tendency to blindside us… except those who not only knew about it all along but shouted it from the rooftops, all on deaf ears. A surprising number of people tried to warn us about the events that ravaged our bank accounts or at least our opinions of famous people.

Bernie Madoff

Bernie Madoff

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A good decade before Bernie Madoff was arrested for running the biggest Ponzi scheme in history, Boston financial analyst Harry Markopolos tried to figure out why all of his clients were leaving him for Madoff and found that Madoff’s results simply weren’t possible. He reported his findings to the Securities and Exchange Commission, but due to what he describes as a petty rivalry between the agency’s New York and Boston offices and a staff consisting of lawyers who don’t actually understand the financial industry, nothing happened. He even wrote a book called No One Would Listen.

Deep Throat

Watergate Hotel

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Screenwriter and Meg Ryan supporter Nora Ephron, who was married to Carl Bernstein in the late ‘70s, figured out the identity of the man providing her husband with information about the Watergate scandal pretty much as soon as she got a glimpse of his notes, which identified the man as “M.F.” Then she went around telling everyone she could for the next 30 years. A Connecticut newspaper even published a 1999 account of one of their children’s friends who claimed to have been told Deep Throat was Mark Felt, but Felt and Bernstein denied it … until 2005, when Felt called “psyche!” and confirmed it was totally him.

America’s First Whistleblowers

During the Revolutionary War, a whole bunch of his guys got together to bring down the commander of the U.S. Navy for torturing prisoners of war and all-around shadiness, but the commander found out and quickly embarked on a campaign to smear his crew, probably telling everyone they wore their triangle hats wrong and didn’t even like beaver tails and stuff. Two of them, Richard Marven and Samuel Shaw, were even jailed. They’re the reason we have federal whistleblower protection laws.

Harvey Weinstein

Harvey Weinstein

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Everyone from Gwyneth Paltrow during a 1998 David Letterman interview to Seth McFarlane during the 2013 Academy Awards to freaking Entourage (who had a character named Harvey Weingard because Entourage even phones in their sexual assault accusations) made jokes about the open secret of Harvey Weinstein’s sexual predation, but for some reason, it took decades for any investigative journalists to start poking at the seams of those jokes.

Technically, Sherron Watkins only knew about the financial mess that was Enron for several months before news of it became public, but that probably feels like a long time after you’ve written about being “incredibly nervous that we will implode in a wave of accounting scandals” to a guy who might have been in on it and been roundly ignored. It’s not like they were even trying to hide it; she recalls hearing a top-level guy say, “I know it would be devastating to all of us, but I wish we would get caught. We're such a crooked company.”

Cambridge Analytica

Facebook executives

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All the way back in 2015, Facebook employees tried to warn the company about the “sketchy (to say the least)” practices of Cambridge Analytica. It took another three years for Zuckerberg’s crew to part ways with those data-abusing chucklefucks, only after word of their chucklefucking reached the media and not before incurring some hefty SEC fines.

Wells Fargo

Wells Fargo

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For years, Wells Fargo ran an internal ethical hotline that was apparently staffed by April Ludgate because none of the countless reports of illegal activity, which came to light in a P.R. nightmare in 2016, phoned in since 2005 ever went anywhere. Eventually, some resorted to writing directly to the CEO, who claimed he had only known about it since 2013, which was two years after people started being fired for it, so there’s apparently a crisis of miscommunication among the covered wagon people.

Citigroup and the Mortgage Crisis

In 2006, Richard Bowen’s entire job at Citigroup seemed to consist of warning them that subprime mortgages were bad and they should feel bad, but in response to doing that, they started pushing him out of the company. He then handed over 1,000 pages of documents to the SEC, who ignored him. Then he was fired. Then the economy collapsed and people started yelling about avocado toast.

Jerry Sandusky

A graduate student witnessed Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky sexually abusing boys on campus a decade before the scandal broke and immediately reported it to not only Coach Joe Paterno but also two other campus officials. Somehow, only one of them got played by Al Pacino.

A local pediatrician fought for a year to get the state, who insisted elevated lead levels in children’s blood were “seasonal and related to the water supply,” to do something about lead in the water in Flint, Michigan before the CDC published their review of the data. Spoiler: It was not seasonal and unrelated to the water supply.

The Martin County Coal Slurry Spill

In 2000, a coal slurry dam spilled toxic sludge all over East Kentucky and West Virginia, and just when then-head of the Guys Who Investigate That Stuff started scratching the surface of willful neglect at the coal company, the feds stepped in to close the investigation. After refusing to sign a report all but absolving the coal company, he was fired by the new Bush administration, who replaced him with a former mining industry executive. Hey, they know mining better than anyone, right?

The Nuclear Regulatory Commission

Nuclear Regulatory Commission

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For years, the Nuclear Regulatory Commission silenced research on power plant safety hazards, which is kind of like the Commission for Tastier Cereal hushing up reports that cereal could be tastier, and ignored nearly 700 safety complaints from its own employees. An employee had to go to Congress before anything was done about it, at which point the NRC politely agreed to fix the problems. Just kidding, they had armed agents interrogate him and threatened him with prosecution for sharing confidential information.

The Peanut Scandal

A manager at the Peanut Corporation of America complained repeatedly since 2006 to his bosses and the Texas Health Department about contamination from rat and bird poop, water damage, and probably Mr. Peanut’s cringey antics at the local plant, to no effect. Finally, after his granddaughter got sick from peanut butter-borne salmonella in 2008, he went to the media, resulting in one of the biggest food recalls in American history and the company filing for bankruptcy.

The Tuskegee Experiment

Tuskegee experiment

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Years before details of the Tuskegee Experiment became public, a black statistician with the Department of Health, Education, and Welfare wrote to the media, including the Washington Post, about what he’d learned about the study to no avail, instead publishing his concerns in a newsletter he wrote about discrimination at the department. It turns out we could have known about the horrors of the experiment way earlier if we’d read some random dude’s blog.

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