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Outside is a dangerous place these days, but regrettably, you will probably have to leave the house occasionally. To make those occasions a little less stressful, we've rounded up a collection of products that will help you and your stuff stay nice and sanitary. They also happen to be on sale. Protect yourself and save!
Not to alarm you, but your phone is filthier than that toilet in Trainspotting. Clean it up with this UV sanitizer. Just pop your phone in the li'l tanning bed to clean 99.9% of the germs right off. (Plus, it'll charge your phone!)
This baby does the same thing as the previous one except it has an integrated wireless charging pad, so if you're using an iPhone 10 or later or a Qi-enabled Android phone, this sanitizer is even more convenient. Clean your phone anywhere! The grocery store! The ... laundromat! Look, there aren't a lot of options these days, but you'll appreciate it even more once you can go places.
Sterilize your phone, tablet, clothes, wallet, keys, or anything else you want with this magic wand! It's lightweight and uses UV-C rays to sterilize virtually any surface so you can run around pointing it at stuff and shouting "Scourgify!" like a big nerd. We won't tell.
You don't want to put your fingers on elevator buttons, ATM machines, dogs, or any other things that loads of other people have touched before you. This keychain tool will do all that for you (it's not great for petting, but give it a shot). It can also open doors and navigate touch screens. With this deal, you'll get two for the price of one, so even if that irresistible puppy mistakes it for a stick and runs away with it, you'll have a backup.
While there's a pandemic going around, it's a good idea to have a thermometer on hand so you can tell if you actually have a fever or just a slight case of the overthinks. This smart, non-contact digital thermometer gets a quick reading while keeping everybody safe.
This portable thermometer is great for getting quick temperature reads at home or work without making contact. Whether you want to check a baby's temperature or a spouse's temperature, you can do it quickly with this infrared thermometer. Heck, do a speed-run through the checkout line and check everyone's temperature. (Please don't really.)
In many places, masks are now required to go outside. The only downside to this mandated cosplay of Extremely Mortal Kombat is that some masks can be flimsy and uncomfortable. This mask has four layers of protection and a nasal adjustment design for maximum comfort. They're also durable, making them suitable for multiple uses, but please save the street fighting until after the crisis has passed.
If you're just looking for a simple, affordable mask, here's your ticket. These washable masks will prevent the spread of germs and meet any requirement for going outside without any fussy patterns or accouterments. Let's be adults, here.
If you want something a little more heavy-duty, this mask has five filters and actively works to ward off dust, making it easier to breathe while you're out and about. It also kinda looks like Bane's mask a little bit, if that's something that appeals to you.
Poke your way through this treacherous world in style with the Hygiene Hand. Made of naturally antimicrobial brass, the Hygiene Hand reduces your point of contact with surfaces and allows you to get through your errands more safely. It's also very shiny, so just make sure not to let its reflective surface hypnotize you and distract you from the business at (hygiene) hand. We're sorry. We can't stop. All hail Hygiene Hand.