If you're still willing to roll the dice on a penis charlatan preying on the insecure even after reading that, then you better be willing to put up with a little bit of "penile deformity, shortening, and erectile dysfunction," according to the study. So you're much more likely to end up with a malfunctioning stub of a doodle that looks vaguely like the Elephant Man's head instead of a hulking beast that could kick-start a lucrative porn career. Caveat emptor times a thousand here, folks.
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