Sometime last year, we blew apart your understanding of pop culture icons such as Betty White, Ricky Gervais, Bob Ross, and Alex Jones, and revealed that you would have totally wanted to bang their younger selves. Yes, the "They're turning the frogs gay" guy. That's how powerfully erotic our writing is.
So we thought we'd take another shot and ruin/enlighten you by revealing the hidden pasts of more famous people -- hidden pasts you'll want to print out and take to the nearest restroom.
Charlie Chaplin Out Of Costume, Ooh Boy
It's difficult to think of Charlie Chaplin as being anything other than that creepy disjointed guy with the tiny fascist mustache and just, like, haunting eyes. We get that everyone is on their sexual journey and all, but we don't even want to know if this gets your sexual juices flowing:
P.D JankensImagine a world in which Hitler copied his bowler hat instead.
As it turns out, however, remove all of that greasepaint and nightmares, and Chaplin transforms from "creepy old-timey subway lech" to ... well, what's your poison? He came in every flavor, from new age scoundrel / acoustic guitarist who'll crash on your couch one night and leave you heartbroken when he skips town weeks later ...
National Media MuseumOK, now we're afraid to imagine Hitler without the mustache.
... to this dashing fellow, who treats his lovers with respect and care, but definitely has a special room secreted in his uptown mansion for his "unconventional desires."
National Portrait GalleryA better version of 50 Shades Of Grey, because you don't hear the dialogue in silent films.