Even freaking Batman Returns features the Penguin, a political figure, having his public image destroyed after Batman leaks a recording of him mocking the people of Gotham.

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Everything that's damaged or destroyed these fictional careers has already popped up during the current administration, only to bounce off of Trump like an anemic Nerf dart. Trump's father was arrested at a 1927 riot instigated by the KKK -- who incidentally, are still big fans of the Trump name.

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Both Trump and his press secretary, Sean "I Eat 2.5 Packs Of Gum Every Day Before Noon For Some Mysterious Reason" Spicer, are notorious for handling their press conferences with all the grace of a drunken frat bro on his first spring break. Can you imagine if they punched a wall every time he said something that could be considered a gaffe? It would be a miracle if the White House was still standing.

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And then there was that infamous recording of Trump bragging about committing sexual assault.

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And that's not even getting into Trump's other controversies, like the time he mocked a disabled reporter, the time he exchanged barbs with a Gold Star family, the time a plague of locusts poured out of his mouth and devoured most of Kansas, etc. Together they combined to ... have pretty much no effect on him. He won, and he did it by shrugging off what used to be career-destroying mistakes. Hey, remember when Howard Dean's presidential campaign was ruined because he yelled funny?

We'll never be able to take "gaffes" seriously in fiction again. Batman could release a video of the Joker strangling children, and we'd now expect Gotham's response to be "Yeah, but Commissioner Gordon was using an unsecured email server, so who's the real villain here?" Writers will have to find a new way to throw wrenches into political careers. Expect to see an uptick in "the president is suddenly abducted by aliens" plots in the coming years.

As GQ and The Independent point out, President Kirkman is a populist fantasy. He's a middle-class, down-to-earth guy who has little interest in partisan politics and only wants to get stuff done. He's the everyman we wish we could have as president. That's exactly the kind of anti-establishment platform that Trump ran on. He presented himself as the outsider who couldn't care less about political parties because he was too busy making America great again.

So they're basically the same guy, right? Sure, except that Kirkman is restrained, not willing to commit to military action until he knows exactly who to target ...

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... and speaking out against a spike in Islamophobia, reassuring American Muslims that they're still a valued part of the country.

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It turns out that, fantasies about politicians getting kicked to the curb aside, it is in fact a good idea to have someone who knows what they're doing in charge. Huh.

Even Idiocracy now looks optimistic compared to reality. When the awesome but stupid President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho realizes that the protagonist, Joe, is smarter than him, Camacho names him VP and steps aside so Joe can become president. One of the country's dumbest men puts his ultra-macho ego aside because he could admit that he was wrong when he criticized the other guy. Meanwhile, in real life ...

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Something similar happens in Black Mirror, a show that started off as absurdist satire and now feels like an enticing alternate reality. In "The Waldo Moment," a cartoon bear runs in a local election as a stunt to advertise his TV show. Waldo does everything you're not "supposed" to do in politics -- he gets profane and avoids making any real arguments in favor of constantly mocking the political system. However, the stunt backfires when voters love Waldo's "telling it like it is" ways. He finishes a narrow second, and his creator is horrified that his supporters will commit violence in his name.

Come on, did you believe for even a second that someone like that could win?

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The media was quick to draw comparisons between Waldo and Trump, who also built up his popularity by dishing out vague criticism of the establishment. But here's the thing: Waldo and Newport lost. They came close, but were judged to be a little too ridiculous. Yes, we live in a world that's stranger than one where a cartoon bear almost wins an election.

When Hillary Clinton put together an ad that literally only replayed terrible things Trump has said, his defense was "It's not nice. It's not a nice thing she's done." Any criticism on him or his inner circle is deemed "unfair," regardless of truth or logic. Trump is exactly as much of a baby as Bobby Newport, but without the redeeming quality of having Paul Rudd's face.

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We've all dreamed about electing a straight-talking, no-nonsense outsider to office, because regardless of your political beliefs, we've all seen some idiocy that made us roll our eyes and say, "Really? This is how our government works?" The prospect of someone busting down the door and cutting through the morass of bullshit with hard truths and clever jokes is so, so satisfying. But Trump's election has revealed the dark downside to that dream: The straight-talking truth tellers are grossly unsuited to hold office, and they're exactly as full of shit.

It turns out that career politicians have the same advantages as career dentists and divorce lawyers. You may not like certain aspects of their job, but they know what they're doing. So the next time a TV writer dreams up a Waldo-esque brick through the establishment's window, they're going to have to get around the fact that we're immediately going to picture them sending out angry Tweets at three in the morning and then asking how the goddamn economy works, because that quickly kills the appeal.

How about his appearance in The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air, in which he complains that "everyone's always blaming me for everything"?

Trump's also appeared in The Little Rascals, a couple of Pizza Hut ads (including one wherein he compares himself to famous warmongers Napoleon and Alexander the Great), a McDonald's ad in which he met goddamn Grimace, and Sex And The City, where he is portrayed as sexually delectable in a scene that's aged about as well as phrenology.

And that's just scratching the surface. At the time, all these cameos were merely going for an easy laugh or a bit of verisimilitude. Hugh Grant's billionaire character in Two Weeks Notice is so rich and successful that he's buddies with Donald Trump! Wow!

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It's difficult to enjoy all these cute real-world nods now that Trump is the source of so much despair and human misery. It's also tough, in general, for someone to land a joke after you've heard them brag about sexual assault. Seeing him in an otherwise-fun movie nowadays is like finding a piece of rat shit in an otherwise-delicious bowl of ice cream.

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Most of these cameos portray Trump as a sexy, powerful, debonair man of mystery. He's the pinnacle of fame and fortune, an aspirational figure. But today he's an angry bag of wet farts, leaving us to wonder how much all these roles contributed to the inaccurate image of success and genius he projected during the election. They certainly didn't hurt all of his rants against Hollywood, even though he could apparently wander onto a movie set and ask for a cameo at any time. Tell us more about how you're taking a stand against those elitist liberal celebrities who don't respect real hard-working people like you, Guy Who's Done Scenes With Hugh Grant And Will Smith!

America hasn't been conquered, but its neo-Nazis are feeling a hell of a lot more confident to show themselves out in the open these days. Parts of the alt-right are essentially neo-Nazis with Twitter accounts instead of spray cans, and we've responded with, uh, profiles about how "dapper" they are.

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So where does this leave us with fictional stories about Nazis? Treating them as goofy villains makes it look like we're not taking the problem seriously, while using them in serious dramas is like recommending someone watch Halloween while their home is being invaded by a psychopath. Entertainment, even serious entertainment, is escapism. Except now, after watching an episode of The Man In The High Castle, you can flip to the news and get bombarded with information about the craven vandalism of Jewish cemeteries and bomb threats against Jewish community centers. But hey, at least we can rest assured that the White House is taking this kind of evil shit seriously-

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And that's not even taking into account the sinister implications of Trump kicking around the phrase "Muslim Ban" like a goddamn hacky-sack, or his boner for publishing lists of crimes committed by immigrants, which has some swastikacular historical parallels. Hell, even the people who work on High Castle are worried that no one's going to want to watch Nazis rule America in an age when you can step outside and watch the gritty reality show The Man In The Duplex Down The Street Who Keeps Telling Me That It's About Time The Jews Were Put In Their Place.

On a similar note, TNT was all set to make Civil, a show about a contentious presidential campaign and the effects of social media sending the country spiraling into a new civil war (with far sexier people this time). Then we went and had a contentious election in which the winning candidate had a habit of spouting virulent dumb shit that blew up on social media. The show was killed because, well, that wacky fantasy scenario's called "every damn day of your life" now.

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