We looked at a lot of things differently last week. We also looked at "Fallout 4" way more than we did porn.

"Sure, he ties Luke up and delays him for a second, but that only lasts until Han Solo accidentally smashes into his jetpack with a pole and sends him tumbling into a man-eating sand vagina, screaming like a Muppet."

"A key requirement for a song's catchiness is that the singer has to be male. The researchers speculate that we're tapping into some inherent psychological intuition to follow male tribal leaders into battle."


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In the future, all video-game-release success will be measured by the "Pornhub Scale."

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"A quick look at the news should make you thankful that you're not currently running and screaming from some disaster or another."


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