The Horror:

The trailer omits an important detail: The windmill, where the little pig lives, doesn't just pump water or something -- it's there to blow back a cloud of apocalyptic death. All those kids who are picking on the protagonist at school have no idea that he's the only reason they're still breathing. And when the pig sees his fox friend apparently making fun of him too, his mind snaps, he runs away, and he starts hallucinating everyone as psychedelic monsters:

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Hurt and betrayed by everyone, the pig puts on his gas mask, sits back, and allows the evil murder-smoke to roll into town and suffocate everything and everyone in its path.

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He doesn't even flinch at the hundreds of innocent people choking and screaming for their lives. This cute little pig is to become Death, destroyer of worlds. Now, we are all sons of bitches.

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Eventually, the pig realizes the thing with the fox was all a wacky misunderstanding and rolls back the smoke, but, up to that point, he was perfectly willing to let everything die. The surviving townspeople and your children watching at home presumably learn a valuable lesson about the dangers of bullying: If you bully somebody, they'll come back and kill everybody in sight. That's ... actually tragically accurate these days. Good job, Pixar?

The Fantastic Adventures Of Unico stars a baby unicorn who makes people happy just by existing. It's so cute there's even a legitimate cameo from Hello Kitty, and she looks like a gaping asshole compared to the wide-eyed cuddliness already on display.

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The Horror:

In his first movie, Unico befriends a cat and turns her into a human, because we had only barely invented furries by the '80s -- we were unaware! In her new girl form, the innocent little kitty attracts the attention of a major creep called Baron De Ghost, who invites her to his castle. Unico follows his friend and watches as she gets shitfaced on spiked wine until she passes out, at which point the Baron lays her down on his bed. In a handful of minutes, this went from "friendly unicorn plays with a yarn ball" to "PSA on date rape."

Unico goes in to rescue his friend, but the Baron will not be pussy-blocked -- he recaptures the cat-girl and ties her up on the roof. Unico, the whimsical little unicorn, then spears the Baron through the shoulder and causes him to fall from the top of the castle, like Gaston in Beauty And The Beast. Unlike Gaston, however, we actually see what happens next:

... and that's when shit gets metal. The Baron's death only enrages him, and he transforms into a giant, Fantasia-worthy demon lord with apocalyptic powers and a battle-axe the size of the Burj Khalifa.

Unico banishes this evil as only a plucky little cartoon avatar of innocence can: No, not by loving him, you dipshit. By tearing the fucker in half and burying him in a fissure of lava. You fuck with the unicorn, you get the horn.

In what passes for the plot, four dinosaurs eat cereal that gives them intelligence and proceed to travel to the present day because a bunch of kids wished for it through a magic radio. You can probably guess how the rest of the film goes from there, right down to the obligatory musical number:

"Sir, are you sure that a parade is the best course of action?"
"It's right here in the City Emergency Plan. 'In the
event of sentient dinosaurs, throw a ticker tape parade.'"

The Horror:

There's one part of the movie you probably didn't see coming, and it involves the villain, Professor Screweyes. Guess how he got that name.

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According to a deleted scene, Screweyes' secret origin is that a crow pecked his eye out when he was a kid, so now he keeps crows around him at all times, because he ... is really bad at cause and effect? Anyway, at one point, Screweyes captures the dinosaurs and regresses them back to a savage state. Screweyes' kindly brother comes in and, no shit, turns the dinosaurs good again with the power of children's hugs. Cue happy ending: The kids rejoice, the dinos go home, and Screweyes is fucking devoured by crows.

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Now we should clarify -- that's not part of the deleted scene. They only deleted Screweyes' origin story, because it was "too disturbing. We submit that it's way more disturbing to leave kids with the message that crows could eat them at any time, for no reason whatsoever.