The Top 10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week

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Sometimes all you want is a big, creamy bowl of badassery. And last week you slurped up a one-man homeland-defending killing machine, a fierce kung fu lady-army out for vengeance, and an assortment of people who looked at a fellow human in distress and basically said, "Screw this. You're not offing yourself on my goddamn watch."

5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy

The Soviet Army learned the hard way: Simo Hayha wasn't nothin to f@ck with.

Simo Hayha was a farmer with a limited military background who became known as The White Death to Russian soldiers during the 1939 invasion of Finla

"Simo Hayha had a fairly boring life in Finland...But when the Soviet Union invaded his homeland in 1939, he decided he wanted to help his country. He figured the best way to stop the invasion was to grab his trusty rifle, a couple of cans of food and hide in a tree all day shooting Russians."


The 8 Most Badass Make-A-Wish Foundation Wishes

Leukemia-stricken, 6 year-old Enzo wanted to spend an afternoon with Ina Garten, The Barefoot Contessa. She wouldn't do it - for three years - until her feet were put to the fire. And when she finally called, Enzo had the perfect response.

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"Enzo's wish simply involved meeting with the chef and cooking one of the Contessa's many French dishes with her. No big deal, right? She told the kid no."


8 Tiny Things That Stopped Suicides

We should all try to be a little more like Don Ritchie and Yukio Shige if we can. We're pretty sure they've saved so many lives they now qualify as doctors or saints.

CRAGKEDG Don Ritchie was the Angel of the Gap. Ritchie lived near a popular suicide spot in Australia. Instead of: moving awayh he decided to approa

"Even the Cracked forums have responded numerous times to posters thinking of ending it all, with the most cynical, goatse-posting, snarky assholes offering a listening ear or a shoulder to cry on, or sharing their own experiences from rock bottom."

6 Historic Acts of Revenge That Put 'Kill Bill' to Shame

Hell hath no fury like women underestimated.

Trung Trac and Trung Nhi were simple-living sisters in a small village sometime in first century Vietnam, who had been trained from childhood in marti

"he Han Chinese considered women to be pretty useless. So they didn't realize that Trac and Nhi had been schooled in badass martial arts since they were little girls and thus weren't prepared to take any of Confucius' shit."


5 Lessons All Movies Should Learn From 'Mad Max'

Turns out you can have awesome cars and pants-crapping explosions AND give a hoot about the characters. Whoda thunk it?

The Top 10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week

"She wants to rescue some sex slaves from the bastard child of Sweet Tooth the Clown and Darth Vader, and she's willing to take on a post-apocalyptic war party to do it. And despite what some random assholes on the Internet think, this isn't a problem with the story. It's the best part."


5 Successful People Who Everyone Forgets Are Exposed Frauds

Can this dude do something about the '03 Chicago Cubs next?

DAVID BARTON'S BOOK, THE JEFFERSON LIES, PORTRAYED THOMAS JEFFERSON AS A CHRISTIAN FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS OF SLAVES. IT WAS IMMEDIATELY VOTED THE LE

"Barton also claims that the Founding Fathers settled the creationism debate long ago, despite the crippling handicap of not being scientists and having all died before Darwin published his theory of evolution."


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