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They might even make you look smarter. We call them Crackedoids.
You might know about his late-in-life death metal career, but Christopher Lee was a real-life badass since before your parents were doing illegal things that would one day screw up your genes.
Krakatoa went to 11 ... million.
We suspect Christopher Lee has a Krakatoa-loud sonic scream, but he's just keeping it under raps for a special project.
Yeah, the whole preflight seatbelt talk is tedious, but if the top of the plane comes off, you'll be glad you weren't sneaking a last peak at your Kindle instead of paying attention.
Christopher Lee would have definitely survived, because Christopher Lee is a safety-badass who wears his seatbelt.
No, the Storm Corps are not a local news weather outfit.
But Christopher Lee would have staff-bludgeoned their asses handily.
Apparently some board-certified hoo-hoo doctors actually approved this.
But we don't think Christopher Lee would have cared for the scent.
You can't take it with you. So, they didn't.
These guys make the Joker look like a well-adjusted citizen.
A lot of medical problems read like horror movie scripts.
Oh boy, let's take a deep dive.
Revenge is a lot of things, but most often, it's just a knee-jerk reaction.