If some of the local houses and business look familiar, it's because they were used for all of the exterior locations of Tatooine throughout the Star Wars series:
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All that's missing is a kid with a backpack full of terrible acting.
And if, by some miracle, you get bored of running in and out people's homes hollering about sand people and making light saber noises while their children cower in fear and confusion, just head on over to the Hotel Sidi Driss in Matmata, Tunisia.
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Just keep an eye on your droids. People hate droids in Tataouine.
There, you can not only see the set piece for Luke's Tatooine farmstead, but actually sleep in his room (it is a hotel, after all) ...
"Welcome! Would you like a glass of weird-looking blue shit?"
Steal a hotel bathrobe and wistfully stare at the sunset while pondering the ever-shifting sands of fate ...
And then run away. Run far, far away.
Or just drop to your knees and dramatically holler over a pair of burned corpses. (You might have to supply those yourself, but who knows? Maybe the concierge is really bomb at his job.)
"Your corpses, sir. I've taken the liberty of preburning them for you. Would you like to wail now, or would you prefer your familial tragedy taken to your room?"
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