The 10 Most Terrifying Guides to Sex
Are you interested in fisting? Like, really interested in fisting? Because there's a book out there for you, but we have to know that you're seriously interested in fisting. Once you show up at the counter of a Barnes & Noble with a pop-up book about fisting, there's really no turning back.
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Science is a Dick: The 5 Most Evil Robots Ever Invented
They can't all be like Robocop ...
Notable Comment: CavalierX wonders "I just want to know how Brockway knew I was strangling a drifter for cheap kicks while reading this article. That's just scary!" Let's just say Cracked has a few robots of our own. In the house of everyone who reads this site. Sleep tight, folks!
12 ANGRY MORONS!
9 Pieces of Evidence the Legal System has Gone Insane
The sad thing is, if you wanted to sue Cracked for being too funny, you could probably win. Law blows.
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