RSS stands for Ridiculously Sultry Swordfish, we think. And Cracked.com has a lot of this RSS stuff. You're seriously going to love it.
First up, there's our main RSS feed. If you have a need for countless Top X lists in your newsreader, this is the feed for you! You'll get every new article that shows up on our main page. Bonus: You'll get funny, original Cracked videos with this feed, too.
Then there's everyone's favorite weblog, The Official Cracked Blog. Amazingly enough, you can subscribe to that sucker using The Official Cracked Blog RSS Feed.
And if you're a fan of our own David Wong, you'll be happy to know that his blog, WONG, has a Wongtastic RSS feed of its own.
Go forth and subscribe, friends.
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