I had a private meeting with Michael. He was very glad to see me. I gave him tough love and forgiveness, and Michael really didn't know he had that in him. He flipped out, because white people agreed with him, and he didn't want to be the head of the Klan. And he really, really felt bad about it, about his breakdown. He knew it. He wanted to do something to help correct what he did and said.
So I made that statement and that stand. I can't change the past, but I can change the present and the future. I'm not saying it anymore. I'm like a junky. I had to cold turkey. But I've been doing it, and I've still been funny. It' been great, and I've been happy. I just want to live in a world that says "No" to the N-word. I don't think we need it anymore.
You say in your act that you think Michael Jackson is innocent. What makes you so certain about that?
Because I've known Michael since he was about eight years old"Â¦. From my experience with him, that' too normal. He' on The X-Files
. Seriously, he' out there. And from my experience, he' a check-writer. He thinks that money can just cure anything-if he gave something enough money, it could go away.
I talked about him once on The Arsenio Hall Show
. I was opening for Eddie Murphy on the Raw tour. Michael was calling me, and I thought it was Eddie, because Eddie can do impressions. I kept telling Eddie to stop calling me as Michael Jackson, and Eddie convinced me that, "it' not me, Paul, it' probably him." So I talked about Michael [on
], and I swear to you, he offered me money. That' what I'm talking about. He' a check-writer. So"Â¦I thought, if somebody was around Michael and they knew that he was a check-writer, they would get money from him.Your first job in show business was in the circus. Are any parallels between the circus and comedy?
Not really, no. There' no parallel. I'd rather work with the animals than work with comedians. Comedians are crazy. Including myself, I know that comedians have all kinds of issues and problems. That' what makes us comedians"Â¦. There was one comedian I knew that was a serial rapist. Did you know about him?
He was a good comic. He was always in jail. He was running around, raping women. And they called him the nice rapist, because he would apologize, he would use protection and stuff. And he would go get these young women, he'd go to colleges and sit in the waiting areas, in the lounges"Â¦. They busted him because of his bookings.You helped discover some comedians who are kind of out there, like Robin Williams and Sandra Bernhardt. In 30 years, who' the craziest person you've worked with?
Actually, Richard. Richard was pretty crazy. And the second craziest would be Flip Wilson. He was pretty crazy too. But I think it comes with the territory"Â¦. [Comedians] have different sides to them. They have a lot of sides to them. Richard was actually an introvert, just like Eddie' an introvert. They're inwards. They keep a lot in. It' hard to really get close to them. But I'm a people person. I don't have a lot of barriers. Buy Paul' new DVD at Amazon.
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