With his decision to publish a hypothetical account of his ex-wife's murder entitled If I Did It, O.J. Simpson has become the real life embodiment of the narrator from “The Tell-Tale Heart” (if the narrator from "The Tell-Tale Heart" had starred in the Naked Gun trilogy). Because we know it's hard work to be that self-incriminating, we've gone ahead and given O.J. titles for his next 16 books about hypothetically committing murder.
Let us pitch you a sitcom ...
What does the person who has everything buy for themselves?
Sometimes the follow-up is worse than original headline-grabbing story.
Some people in entertainment don't even bother trying to come up with fresh ideas.