31 Historical Truths We All Get Hilariously Wrong All the Time
If there’s one course that we need in school, it's a history of hats! Everyone talks about how school needs to teach kids how their taxes work, but no one is paying attention to the fact that we’re all walking around imagining the wrong hats on our ancestors. Cowboys weren’t into the classic “cowboy hat” aesthetic until way later than movies have led us to believe, and vikings never worse those classic horned helmets at all.
It’s not just hats, though: There are all sorts of historical truths we’ve been imagining incorrectly. It’s not entirely our fault; we weren’t there, and thereby only have pop culture to rely on. Below are some of the wildest examples, although we’re still really stuck on the hats thing…
George Washington Carver's Peanuts
Source: 17 Historical (False) Facts
Henry Ford and the Automobile
Source: 17 Historical (False) Facts
Pilgrim Fashion
Source: 17 Historical (False) Facts
Flat Earthers
White Statues
George Washington's Teeth
Source: 17 Historical (False) Facts
Tie-Dye Hippies
Christmas for Chuckles
Benjamin Franklin's Wild Turkey
Source: 17 Historical (False) Facts
Ellis Island
Source: 17 Historical (False) Facts
Santa Claus and Coca-Cola
Source: 17 Historical (False) Facts
The Great Wall of China
Source: 17 Historical (False) Facts
Napoleon's Height
Samurai with Guns
Easter Island Heads
Dinosaurs with Feathers
Albert Einstein's Math Classes
Source: 17 Historical (False) Facts
Cowboy Hats and Cowboys
Source: 17 Historical (False) Facts
The Salem Witch Trials
Source: 17 Historical (False) Facts
The Pythagorean Theorem
Source: 17 Historical (False) Facts
The Taj Mahal
Gladiator Fight Referee
Visual Scale of Art
Surgery in the Civil War
July 4th is August 2nd
Source: 17 Historical (False) Facts
Stock Broker Suicides
Source: 17 Historical (False) Facts