On Tonight’s New ‘South Park,’ Fox News Loves That Trump Is ‘F---ing Satan’

It’s official: Donald Trump is definitely, unquestionably, absolutely fucking Satan. It’s enough to make Kid Rock cry.

When South Park Season 27 first premiered back on July 23rd with the episode “Sermon on the ‘Mount,” the depiction of President Trump was so scathing and disrespectful that it prompted an official White House press release, in which the Executive Branch called South Park “fourth-rate” and claimed that the multi-billion-dollar franchise “hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years.” 

Clearly, that wasn’t true, seeing as South Park was relevant enough to warrant a personal clap-back from the fucking White House, but if Trump was that triggered by his portrayal as a small-dicked Middle-Eastern dictator, then I shudder to imagine how the Commander-in-Chief must be feeling now that Trey Parker and Matt Stone have made his relationship with evil itself perfectly clear.

But of course, while Parker and Stone may despise how President Trump has trampled the constitution, partied with pedophiles and brought fascism into the highest office in the country, the truth has always been that, for many of Trump’s most prominent supporters, all those qualities are pros, not cons. As such, tonight’s new South Park episode, “Wok Is Dead,” featured the absolutely giddy Fox News team gushing over how much they love that Trump is fucking Satan, even when he’s “heroically golfing.”

Starting in “Sermon on the ‘Mount,” South Park established that, in Season 27, President Trump is secretly Saddam Hussein, and he’s back together with his on-again-off-again boyfriend Satan. However, Satan hates living in the White House, and he doesn’t want to fly to Mar-a-Lago either, where his boyfriend sex trafficks Dora the Explorer and where J.D. Vance is in charge of lubricating Satan’s asshole. 

Nevertheless, Satan is stuck with his lover, which delights Fox News and the rest of the right-wing media who spent all of “Wok Is Dead” repeating lines like, “I think the President is definitely fucking Satan, and I love it!” Or: “Donald Trump has been fucking Satan this whole time!”

With “Wok Is Dead,” South Park has, once again, been able to plainly and hilariously state disturbing truth about American politics: Trump’s most powerful supporters want him to be evil, and his cruelty, his intimidation of his critics and his flagrant disrespect for the rule of law are all part of the plan. We just didn’t know that the end game of Project 2025 included the President having a “butt baby” with the Devil himself. But, then again, what else can you expect when Trump has clearly been fucking Satan for a very long time?