Trump Hides Behind His Spokesperson After ‘Fourth-Rate’ ‘South Park’ Ruthlessly Roasts Him
The official White House stance on last night’s South Park Season 27 premiere is that the show isn’t culturally important enough for President Trump to post a come-back to the series’ personal attacks on Truth Social, which must mean that the President thinks very highly of Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, The View and Rosie O’Donnell if he's willing to fight back against them himself.
As the most terminally online President in the history of our country, Trump has been famous for Twitter feuds and social media meltdowns for longer than he has even been considered a political figure. Trump founded his own social media platform just so that he could never be censored when posting all-caps attacks on such culturally relevant figures and institutions as Full Frontal with Samantha Bee and Broadway actor Brandon Victor Dixon.
Seriously, Trump is constantly posting about whatever D-list celebrity last earned his ire, but somehow after last night’s South Park episode “Sermon on the ‘Mount” busted out both barrels for the small-cocked Commander-in-Chief, Trump can’t be bothered to post his own clap-back on social media and start a real beef.
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Instead, the White House sent some nobody assistant press secretary named Taylor Rogers to make a statement to Rolling Stone about South Park’s aggressive parody, and she claimed that the series "hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years” and is “hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention.”
I guess that’s why Trey Parker and Matt Stone just inked a $1.5 billion contract extension with Trump’s buddies over at Paramount — they’re just soooo desperate and irrelevant.
“The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end — for years they have come after South Park for what they labeled as ‘offense’ content, but suddenly they are praising the show,” the moderately literate Rogers wrote to Rolling Stone in the official White House statement on South Park's hilarious attacks. “Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows.”
“President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history,” Rogers continued to lie, “and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”
But while the White House's junior PR professional insisted that South Park is completely irrelevant and unpopular in her official statement about the show, more senior Trump administration officials admitted to Rolling Stone that their phones were blowing up when “Sermon on the ‘Mount” first aired last night, with one saying that “of course” clips of Trump’s tiny, deep-faked dick were circulating around Trump's staff.
Considering that Trump just settled a $16 million lawsuit against another Paramount property, 60 Minutes, over minor editing decisions in their interview with Kamala Harris, it seems unlikely that the single most popular TV series under the Paramount umbrella isn“t getting under his skin when they call him a Middle Eastern dictator who sues people for properly depicting how small his penis really is.
Right now, South Park is the second-most trending topic on all of Twitter with 200,000 recent tweets, and only the death of Hulk Hogan mere minutes ago could beat it out for the first spot. Between their billions of dollars and millions of fans, Parker, Stone and South Park are about as “irrelevant” to American culture as Trump’s name is inconsequential to the Epstein list.
